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cincinnati chili
12-29-2006, 10:27 PM
As opposed to benevolent castration:

LILLINGTON, N.C. --A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said...

"All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used."

STORY (http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/12/29/woman_charged_with_malicious_castration?mode=PF)

Hap
12-29-2006, 10:32 PM
It hurts just reading it.

Let the amateur comedian one-liners begin.

remdog
12-30-2006, 01:34 AM
From the article:

"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000...."

Whew! I certainly feel better about that now. :laugh:

Rem

GAC
12-30-2006, 06:32 AM
She must have had "Man Hands" ;)

BoydsOfSummer
12-30-2006, 07:55 AM
Is there really any other kind?

Matt700wlw
12-30-2006, 11:37 AM
If he's a singer, he's now hitting notes he never thought he could.

RANDY IN INDY
12-30-2006, 12:57 PM
My question is, "Was the man wearing pants at the time of the attack?" If so, the gal has serious man hands.

Chip R
12-30-2006, 01:38 PM
My question is, "Was the man wearing pants at the time of the attack?" If so, the gal has serious man hands.


Perhaps he was lured there for other reasons and he either took his pants off voluntarily or let her do it and then she attacked. She must have some serious fingernails.

TeamCasey
12-30-2006, 02:15 PM
Maybe they wanted to play ping pong and they could only find the paddles.

Falls City Beer
12-30-2006, 02:19 PM
I just hope it wasn't done because all the mountain oysters on the buffet table had been eaten. If so, that's just a terrible hostess--you should ALWAYS plan for a big crowd!

Spring~Fields
12-30-2006, 03:36 PM
Probably frustrated over the Reds, she couldn't get a hold of Krivsky, so.......

Sean_CaseyRules
12-30-2006, 11:47 PM
Probably frustrated over the Reds, she couldn't get a hold of Krivsky, so.......

she grabbed the closest thing that reminded her of him....

guttle11
12-31-2006, 01:38 AM
"police Chief Frank Powers"

Stuff like that simply cannot be made up.

Spring~Fields
12-31-2006, 03:47 AM
she grabbed the closest thing that reminded her of him....

As she yelled, "you came with nothing, so you're leaving with nothing"........

GAC
12-31-2006, 04:55 AM
My question is, "Was the man wearing pants at the time of the attack?" If so, the gal has serious man hands.

If the guy had been wearing Dockers it never would have happened. :mooner:

RANDY IN INDY
12-31-2006, 09:15 AM
Dockers and tidy whites.

GAC
12-31-2006, 09:42 AM
It's what happens when there is too much pine tar on the bat. ;)