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Chip R
01-10-2007, 07:38 PM
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it

Ltlabner
01-10-2007, 07:56 PM
Holy crap.

Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.

traderumor
01-10-2007, 08:22 PM
:lol:

Chip R
01-10-2007, 08:24 PM
Holy crap.

Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.

I saw it on another message board I visit and thought I'd post it here. :)

pedro
01-10-2007, 08:27 PM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d59/bryfill/rmog001.jpg

"Krivsky shot my do-ogg!"

Virginia Beach Reds
01-10-2007, 11:16 PM
That was classic. I hope Bud picks that up in the spring. Good laugh here.

RFS62
01-10-2007, 11:23 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jmcclain19
01-10-2007, 11:59 PM
Absolutely Hilarious

wolfboy
01-11-2007, 01:55 AM
Too freaking funny. Thanks Chip.

bengalsown
01-11-2007, 03:48 AM
I believe that's a real one, seems like I remember hearing it several months ago.

Ron Madden
01-11-2007, 06:11 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbup:

RANDY IN INDY
01-11-2007, 07:54 AM
:laugh: :thumbup: :laugh:

Ltlabner
01-11-2007, 07:59 AM
Best line...


Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

RedFanAlways1966
01-11-2007, 08:32 AM
Classic!! :laugh:

Sean_CaseyRules
01-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Friggin Sweet!

HotCorner
01-11-2007, 10:45 AM
:bowrofl: