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Keystone12
02-03-2007, 09:43 AM
Starting PITCHER - for some reason, even though I've only ever played 2b.

But here's the kicker: in the afternoon, before the game, I logged on to RZ only to find threads complaining about my minor-league numbers and generally calling me another warm-bodied soft-tosser (which, I suppose, I would be if I started for the Reds). I recall one poster even calling me "the next Jimmy Anderson in a thread.

The dream didn't last long enough to see me start; it only lasted long enough for me to close out my browser.

Thanks, RedsZoners.

Ltlabner
02-03-2007, 09:45 AM
I don't know why, but that's dang funny!

Tom Servo
02-03-2007, 09:59 AM
I can't believe we're using a spot on the 40 man roster for Keystone12. He's only 22 but his minor league numbers are terrible and he's not going to get any better starting in the majors. Cut your losses, Wayne, he wasn't worth giving up Dunn for.

Strikes Out Looking
02-03-2007, 10:50 AM
I can't believe we're using a spot on the 40 man roster for Keystone12. He's only 22 but his minor league numbers are terrible and he's not going to get any better starting in the majors. Cut your losses, Wayne, he wasn't worth giving up Dunn for.

And to think we gave up Adam Dunn to get him!

Spitball
02-03-2007, 11:29 AM
A converted second baseman? Geesh, probably another soft tosser...Sounds like the next Jimmy Anderson.

Joseph
02-03-2007, 11:36 AM
This move is worse than 'The Trade'. I'm not spending another dime on this team until he's off the roster.

creek14
02-03-2007, 11:40 AM
Keystone12 couldn't carry Jim Coombs jock.

RFS62
02-03-2007, 11:45 AM
Keystone12 couldn't carry Jim Coombs jock.



Really? I thought he could do all the "little things".

Ltlabner
02-03-2007, 01:32 PM
Just wait till FCB catches wind of this! :rant2:

Eric_Davis
02-03-2007, 02:15 PM
Hey, we all dream of being pitchers. The ultimate control.

But, I thought chicks dug the long-ball.

Heath
02-03-2007, 04:15 PM
I hope you were at least wearing clothes.

Keystone12
02-03-2007, 09:22 PM
These responses crack me up.

:dunn: "I gotta admit, I can't seem to figure out that Keystone12 guy's curveball!"

If WK called me and asked me to come down to have a look at my arm, I might think the Reds FO had a few screws loose... but then again, the Reds once ran Josias Manzanillo out on that mound...


either way, I bet I could whoop Brian Meadows' ass!

Yachtzee
02-03-2007, 09:50 PM
"Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me."

redsmetz
02-03-2007, 10:08 PM
"I dreamed I saw St. Augustine, Alive as you or me" - Bob Dylan

DannyB
02-04-2007, 10:14 AM
Last night I dreamed 6 numbers under 50.
That was after the lotto drawing.

Super_Barry11
02-04-2007, 02:51 PM
Last night, I dreamt that I was petsitting the Reds players' cats during a game. How weird. But the even weirder thing is that each cat's fur color matched the color of its owner's hair! So Todd Coffey and Adam Dunn had the coolest looking cats. :laugh:

When I woke up, I was in a panic because I thought I forgot to feed the cats, but then I realized that it was just a dream. Whew!!! :D