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Redsland
02-21-2007, 10:35 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070220/capt.flab11302202001.devil_rays_spring_baseball_fl ab113.jpg

BigRedSmokey
02-21-2007, 10:36 AM
"Yep, still got two of 'em"

Edd Roush
02-21-2007, 10:39 AM
Reds sign Don Zimmer to a two year contract. Jerry Narron pencils him in to the closer's role because of his playoff experience. "He got in a fight with Pedro in the World Series," says Narron. "He makes Weathers and Stanton look like rookies." The Reds outrighted Adam Dunn in order to make room on the 40 man roster. ;)

SunDeck
02-21-2007, 10:45 AM
"Yep, still got two of 'em"

Close the thread- we have a winner.

FlyingPig
02-21-2007, 10:52 AM
"...if I could just remember what I'm supposed to do with these..."

Red Leader
02-21-2007, 10:54 AM
/ thinking /
Where is he? I've been here for 6 months, just waiting. I'm ready. I've got some balls and that bat is hidden well, where is he?
/ thinking /

/ yelling /
Hey! Any of you guys seen that jerry-curled, sissified Dominican? Tell that little pansy I'm waiting on him. Nobody throws me to the ground on National TV. What? He's hurt and isn't coming? Damn.
/ yelling /

RANDY IN INDY
02-21-2007, 10:57 AM
New custom made "walker."

Red Leader
02-21-2007, 11:00 AM
"Screw You, Steinbrenner!"

MrCinatit
02-21-2007, 11:02 AM
In a remarkable operation, Don Zimmer's feet were replaced by two wheels, while his privates were replaced by a bag containing baseballs.
No one had the guts to ask where the bat was to be placed.

Razor Shines
02-21-2007, 11:50 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070220/capt.flab11302202001.devil_rays_spring_baseball_fl ab113.jpg

"Mr. Zimmer please stop throwing baseballs at the players when they're not looking, it doesn't 'make them better'. And we usually don't allow that sort of language here, this is tee ball and that little girl didn't know what you meant by 'PFP', so there was no reason to call her and her mom those names. Now go apologize to the coach and when he gets his head bandaged up you're giving him his uniform back."

dabvu2498
02-21-2007, 11:54 AM
"I can't believe they're making me wear this hat. Or these pajamas."

"Where's Lou?"

RichRed
02-21-2007, 01:01 PM
"Now where did I put that basket these balls belong in? It was here a second ago. I could've sworn I just...

I sure do like ham. Mmm, ham."

klw
02-21-2007, 01:26 PM
"You diggin in on me, you little punk? I've been here before your daddy was born and you have the nerve to dig in on me! I'm going to announce my presence with authority."

LoganBuck
02-21-2007, 01:39 PM
Darn kids always leaving their toys out. Now they are using my walker for a bat rack and a place to store their baseballs.

jimbo
02-21-2007, 02:48 PM
"Like my new wheels?"

Matt700wlw
02-21-2007, 02:53 PM
Zimmer: "zzzzz" "zzzzzzzz" "zzzzzz"

klw
02-21-2007, 04:29 PM
"Ok punk try and hit two balls at once."

Blimpie
02-21-2007, 06:25 PM
**Duplicate post**

Blimpie
02-21-2007, 06:26 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070220/capt.flab11302202001.devil_rays_spring_baseball_fl ab113.jpg

"Get your own official Yankee Don Zimmer nesting doll"

http://dun.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-1890294reg.jpg

deltachi8
02-22-2007, 09:51 AM
Hey you kids, GET OFF my lawn! And, I'm keeping these to remind you.

15fan
02-22-2007, 10:27 AM
Patches O'Houlihan tries life as a baseball coach.