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02-23-2007, 09:18 AM
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Johnny Footstool
02-23-2007, 09:49 AM
Praise be to Allah for this wonderous mullet he has sent me.

02-23-2007, 09:57 AM
Sorry boys, all the greenies are for Ozzie now!

02-23-2007, 10:04 AM
Mmm...Yes! This is the best tasting sleeve I've ever had! ...And they say I'm nuts.

02-23-2007, 10:21 AM
"Come on Pigeon, if you're closer material, you can hit me RIGHT HERE!!!"

02-23-2007, 10:25 AM
"Ash Wednesday services delayed the start of practice"

Rex Argos
02-23-2007, 10:35 AM
Starting today, all managers must pass a field sobriety test.

Reds Nd2
02-23-2007, 10:46 AM
And the headline in tomorrows Kansas City Star reads...

Ozzie flips off the baseball Gods! The Royals now have a chance to not finish last in the AL Central.

02-23-2007, 10:46 AM
"The White Sox have been trying out a new pitch calling technique this spring, ESP. Results thus far have been mixed, since coaches and pitchers don't all think in the same language."

02-23-2007, 12:21 PM
No, no, no..THIS is how you do a funnel.

02-23-2007, 12:37 PM
"I was at Shea Stadium for a Mets game and after the game... Hernandez passes me and starts walking up the ramp. Then I was struck here. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking my friend between the third and the fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting my friend in the right wrist... causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist -- in mid-air, mind you -- makes a left turn and lands on my friend's left thigh. That is one magic loogie."

02-23-2007, 04:01 PM

02-25-2007, 07:32 AM
"There had to be a second spitter behind the bushes!"

02-27-2007, 03:25 PM
"see? you can shield your eyes from the sun and flip off that crazy fan, and NOT get in trouble, Theres a way to do everything amigo"