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Redsland
02-24-2007, 11:35 AM
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/FLRD10502221848.jpg

Highlifeman21
02-24-2007, 12:18 PM
Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.

RedFanAlways1966
02-24-2007, 12:57 PM
Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.

:laugh: Good lord, I am trying to eat lunch!

FlyingPig
02-24-2007, 01:12 PM
"Boo Hoo! Please, daddy! Don't make me ask for his autograph! You know I only ask for Reds autographs!"

RFS62
02-24-2007, 01:17 PM
Hi there Suzie. Do you like Gladiator movies?

pedro
02-24-2007, 01:42 PM
Little girl cries after Tommy Lasorda stuffs her kitten downs his pants and gruffly proclaims "no kittens in baseball!"

fisch11
02-24-2007, 01:54 PM
Tony - "It's ok, hunny. It's just an inny."

BigRedSmokey
02-24-2007, 02:04 PM
"Lasorda's gas makes little girl Cry"

Heath
02-24-2007, 02:10 PM
He writes lineups that make young girls cry.


(with apologies to Barry Manilow)

jmac
02-24-2007, 02:15 PM
"Daddy, that man just ate my hot dog.."

Falls City Beer
02-24-2007, 02:35 PM
"You know, little lady, I really hated you in that War of the Worlds movie, and the one with Bobby DeNiro acting like Sybil."

LoganBuck
02-24-2007, 03:41 PM
Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.

mth123
02-24-2007, 04:48 PM
Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.

Brilliant.

RedLegSuperStar
02-24-2007, 04:58 PM
I'm Sorry.. It's Just My Cup!

Handofdeath
02-24-2007, 05:30 PM
I don't see a pen. Please tell me he's signing autographs with a pen.:eek:

Marge'sMullet
02-25-2007, 03:27 AM
I have a little Tommy Lasorda story. I was at the Hyatt Regency about 10 years ago when the Dodgers were in town, and Tommy Lasorda was standing in the front of the hotel signing autographs at the same time he was trying to put his breifcase into a car. Some little boy around 9 or 10 years old keep saying Hey, Hey, Hey. Finally Tommy turns around and says, "Don't yell Hey at me, didn't your parents teach you any manners?" The kids dad was standing right behind son and he just had a blank lot on his face. I was hoping that the Dad would've said something back but he didn't.

I always like it when stupid parents don't know how to disciplne their own kids and someone else has to do it in front of them.

MrCinatit
02-25-2007, 04:23 AM
Daddy...he ate my pen, my baseball and part of my sunglasses!

GAC
02-25-2007, 08:04 AM
"Daddy! He took my Sponge Bob Squarepants coloring book!"

Heath
02-25-2007, 08:12 AM
"Daddy! He ATE my Sponge Bob Squarepants coloring book!"

There you go, GAC all fixed.


:D

traderumor
02-25-2007, 09:24 AM
Oh, now, now, all these other kids had $50 for me to sign their baseball...

Kc61
02-25-2007, 10:09 AM
Mom and Dad, the man bleeds blue. . . .

Blimpie
02-25-2007, 12:56 PM
"Eeeww...he smells like sausage and peppers..."

KittyDuran
02-25-2007, 05:23 PM
"Eeeww...he smells like sausage and peppers..."or SlimFast...;)

GridironGrace
02-27-2007, 04:27 PM
"MOMMY!! He said he's tired of Coaching and giving baseballs to Girls"

Ohioballplayer
02-27-2007, 06:11 PM
Daddy, Tommy stuffed my baseballs down his pants, now look at them.