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Redsland
02-26-2007, 10:49 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070225/capt.flab12202252034.reds_spring_baseball_flab122. jpg

harangatang
02-26-2007, 10:50 AM
Here's the Reds 4th string catcher.

deltachi8
02-26-2007, 10:53 AM
Budget minded Reds unveil pitching coach/mascot

Ltlabner
02-26-2007, 10:55 AM
After being told he has a shot at making the team, dispite a lack-luster spring training and horrible 2006 campaign, Chad Moller got a REALLY big head.

Johnny Footstool
02-26-2007, 11:44 AM
Security officers were temporarily fooled by Don Gullett's disguise, but his attempt to tinker with Todd Coffey's delivery resulted in his immediate ejection from the ballpark.

rdiersin
02-26-2007, 11:51 AM
Todd Coffey, before his throw, in which he held on to the ball longer than normal and it went behind him instead of, as expected, in front of him. Mr. Red appeared to be in pain, after this throw, but was said to be fine later. In an explaination later in the day, Mr. Coffey said that it was simply a public service reminder to the kids, who were in the background, to always where a cup.

SunDeck
02-26-2007, 11:55 AM
"Man, if he does that 'Come here and pull my finger, kid" thing one more time I am going to stuff this ball up his...."

Jr's Boy
02-26-2007, 12:02 PM
''I want to believe.''

Cant Touch This
02-26-2007, 01:10 PM
Mr Red: Look at the abs on that guy. That's Jose Guillenesque.

RFS62
02-26-2007, 01:10 PM
Dick Pole appears to have really let himself go this offseason.

Roy Tucker
02-26-2007, 01:17 PM
Mr. Red, recently named the Reds' amputee coach, instructs Todd Coffey on how to pitch with only leg stumps.

texasdave
02-26-2007, 02:28 PM
Mr. Red fills in admirably after Reds' reliever swallows umpire.

Ltlabner
02-26-2007, 02:48 PM
Mr. Red, taking a lesson from his buddy Gapper, sneeks up behind Todd Coffee for some 'pelvic hazing'

pedro
02-26-2007, 02:49 PM
Reds pitcher Todd Coffey has a toss with a teammate while Mr. Red dances "the robot" to "the popcorn song"

RedsFan75
02-26-2007, 03:32 PM
Security officers were temporarily fooled by Don Gullett's disguise, but his attempt to tinker with Todd Coffey's delivery resulted in his immediate ejection from the ballpark.

This is a winner for me! Good one

klw
02-26-2007, 03:41 PM
Todd Coffey works on converting to catcher to improve his odds of making the team, while Mr. Red calls a strike.

WMR
02-26-2007, 07:18 PM
A hot dog shortage at the ballpark led to Todd Coffey eating his own legs

RedLegSuperStar
02-26-2007, 08:27 PM
"There's Only Room On This Team For One Mr. Red!"

Caveat Emperor
02-26-2007, 10:17 PM
"Mr. Red wants YOU for the Reds Bullpen!"

Ltlabner
02-26-2007, 10:21 PM
As hard as he tired, Mr. Red could never really leave his gang days behind him. Once again, he's caught flashing gang signs on the field.

GridironGrace
02-27-2007, 04:20 PM
"derrrrrrrrrrrrrr HEY LOOK, I can throw like Todd Coffey!!!!!!"

lol sorry i know im a day late but that hit me soon as i looked at it