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KittyDuran
03-01-2007, 10:31 AM
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/06/60/73/slide_73606_5.jpg

HotCorner
03-01-2007, 10:36 AM
I'm sorry I didn't call.

Red Leader
03-01-2007, 10:36 AM
You told me if I ever made it to 1st in a game you'd give me a big teddy bear hug. Where's my big, huggy-wuggy bear hug?

Roy Tucker
03-01-2007, 10:44 AM
Joey Votto thinks how lifelike it as Josh Hamilton carefully positions the Billy Hatcher cut-out behind 1st base.

Cant Touch This
03-01-2007, 11:35 AM
Slider.........you stink.

Redsland
03-01-2007, 11:42 AM
*psst* Hey, Billy...you holdin'?

Spitball
03-01-2007, 12:07 PM
Hamilton: Please, can't you see that this is the last act of a desperate man?
Hatcher: I don't care if it's the first act of Henry V, you were out!

KittyDuran
03-01-2007, 12:20 PM
With a few more breaths Josh Hamilton completes the inflation of the new Billy Hatcher blow up doll.

NJReds
03-01-2007, 12:32 PM
Josh Hamilton auditions for the role of the Reds DH, Designated Hugger, which was vacated after the trade of Sean Casey.

WMR
03-01-2007, 12:34 PM
"SOMEONE'S been hitting the Nautilus machine this off-season!"

jojo
03-01-2007, 12:39 PM
"Damn, you've been holding out....that's Montgomery Inn barbecue sauce on your shoulder!"

SunDeck
03-01-2007, 12:41 PM
Watch this, if I squeeze hard enough I can get a baseball to come out of him.

BoydsOfSummer
03-01-2007, 12:43 PM
"Hey Joey, Old Billy here claims he was a World Series hero back in the day. We believe him, don't we?" <wink wink>

RedlegNation
03-01-2007, 12:50 PM
"Pleeeeeeease, Billy? I promise I won't get thrown out."

(Sorry, that's all I have. Funny picture, though.)

shredda2000
03-01-2007, 01:48 PM
I Luv You Man!!!

LoganBuck
03-01-2007, 02:07 PM
I love black people, seriously, I do.

Spitball
03-01-2007, 02:14 PM
Josh, be careful! Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. Doing it too long can be very dangerous.

RedLegSuperStar
03-01-2007, 04:41 PM
Oh Billy!

Ltlabner
03-01-2007, 04:52 PM
Dang...that Tag Body Spray is pretty powerfull Billy. Wanna play cards?

Ltlabner
03-01-2007, 04:59 PM
Option 2...

Remembering Billy Hatchers deep seated hatred of Canadians, Josh Hamilton tries to lighten the mood when Joey V takes the field at 1B.

pedro
03-01-2007, 05:00 PM
I swear to god.. that girl was my sister!

klw
03-01-2007, 06:23 PM
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/06/60/73/slide_73606_5.jpg


Didn't you watch Buffy? I drink your blood then you drink mine and that's how you become a vampire.

TRF
03-01-2007, 06:31 PM
*psst* Hey, Billy...you holdin'?

Congratulations!!!

I believe this was the first tasteless drug addict post about a Reds player. Steroid jokes don't count of course, and our judges have yet to make a determination one way or another concerning Freel's drinking exploits. Sooo... pending further review, the prize is yours!

sorry for the rant. Most of these were actually funny. This one just really, really wasn't.

Blimpie
03-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Billy Hatcher was reluctantly identified as the troublemaker # 5 dentist from the 1970s commercial tagline:

"Four out of five Dentists surveyed..."

MrCinatit
03-01-2007, 07:27 PM
Rookie hazing was taken to another level as Reds rookie Josh Hamilton was told he had to carry coach Billy Hatcher anywhere he went.