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03-01-2007, 11:11 AM
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03-01-2007, 11:16 AM
Multiple choice question of the day...

>> Which of these 12-year-old little leaguers, trying to be like their idols, took HGH during the off-season?

(a) Kid on far left.
(b) Kid 2nd to the left.
(c) Kid 2nd to the right.
(d) Kid on far right.

max venable
03-01-2007, 11:16 AM
Jose Canseco, in an effort to further his baseball career, has now signed a deal with the Trenton, Ohio little league team. He's in a dogfight for the last remaining roster spot with an 11-year-old girl.

03-01-2007, 11:22 AM
Here we see Sosa, Canseco, Magwire and Palmeiro chasing flyballs. They are "now" supposedly clean of the effects of steroid use and have "slimmed down" in an effort to play major league baseball again.

03-01-2007, 11:59 AM
Due to Financial constraints, this year the team is going young.

03-01-2007, 12:02 PM
Brian Giles new contract dictates the presence of an entourage at all times.

03-01-2007, 12:08 PM
We represent, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild.
We represent, the Right Field GUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLD,
And we welcome Mr. Giles to Munchkinland.

03-01-2007, 02:11 PM
This is what happens when you OPS under .600.

03-01-2007, 04:54 PM
Gary Mathews Jr was always a little too competitive...even when it was "kids day" in the outfield.

03-01-2007, 04:59 PM
I could not get those little devils out of my head...now they are on the field with me!!!

Red Leader
03-01-2007, 06:14 PM
The Padres really mistook Brian Giles when he told them he wanted them to sign his kid brother.

03-01-2007, 07:31 PM
In a remarkable move, Brian "Angier" Giles suddenly and spontaneously cloned himself in the middle of a ballgame.

03-02-2007, 12:00 PM
Now that is what I call a CF defense that can cover a lot of territory. ;)

03-02-2007, 12:57 PM
In an attempt to outdo the Reds' Ryan Freel and Farney, Brian Giles employs three midgets to assist him in centerfield.

Roy Tucker
03-02-2007, 01:02 PM
Brian Giles and co. flee in terror as Mothra, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah approach from the south. Aieeeee!!!!