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zombie-a-go-go
03-06-2007, 04:25 PM
Look at this!


Subject: Get Back to me asap.
Sender: Wright Steven Esq

Dear Friend,

I sincerely apologize for intruding into your privacy,especially by
contacting you through this
means for a business transaction of this magnitude,but due to its
seriousness and urgency it therefore became necessary for me to seek for
your assistance.I am Barrister Wright Steven(Esq), counsel to late Mr Roy J,
a national of your country and was a seasoned contractor,here United
Kingdom(London).

He lost his life on the 12th March,2004 in a ghastly motor accident together
with his wife and children ,Before his sudden and mysterious death,he
deposited the sum of $5.5 Million US dollars with a Bank in a fixed account
here in London which I was quite awareof as all the legal proceedings was
duly carried out by my humble self.After his death,almost two years ago, i
made several approaches to your embassy to locate any of his relatives so as
to come and stand as the next of kin to my late client in order to have this
huge sum transferred to his or her possession but all my effort proved
abortive.

After several unsuccessful attempts in locating any of his relations and the
latest ultimatum given to me by the Bank, mandating me to provide my late
client's next of kin within the next two weeks OR they confisticate the
money, which i wouldn't live to see it happen,hence my decision to contact
you so that i can present you as the next of kin to my late client.All I
demand from you is your honest co-operation so that this fund {5.5million
US dollars} can be transferred into any account of your choice within the
shortest time possible.For your assistance and co-operation, I have decided
to have the money shared as follows; 40% for you, 60% for me.

What I introduced to you might be a smack of an unethical practice but this
is a once in alifetime opportunity that is capable of making things better
for us and moreover,if I fail to
present to the Bank my late client's next of kin in the next couple of
weeks,the truth is that this money would not be taken by the government but
by some greedy officials of the Bank and i would not fold my arms and watch
this happen hence my decision to contact you.

I also want to use to this medium to assure you that this transaction is
100% risk free and my position as the counsel to the late depositor of the
fund, it has been legally planned to avoid any hitch or breach of law both
during and after the transfer might have been effected to you. And
also,every information that will back you up as the next of kin to my late
client shall be given to you as soon as i have your consent. The following
information will be required from you in your reply;
1.} your full name,
2.} your residential/contact address,
3.} your phone/fax number,
4.} your banking information,
5.} your Occupation and;
6.} your Age.
For purpose of security and the confidentiality of this transaction you can
reply this mail to this my private e-mail address;officewright1@yahoo.it

I look forward to receive your positive response
soonest.

Yours Sincerely,
Barr Wright Steven(Esq)

First round at the gathering this year is on me!

Gainesville Red
03-06-2007, 04:34 PM
Will you fly me north for the Gathering?

I mean, it looks like money's not a problem for you anymore.

C'mon, What do ya say?

Red Leader
03-06-2007, 04:34 PM
Look at this!

First round at the gathering this year is on me!



Not if I reply first! :mooner:

guttle11
03-06-2007, 04:36 PM
A guy who's able to call himself an Esquire would never deceive someone. Congrats!

oneupper
03-06-2007, 04:37 PM
It's only $2.2 million net. Pass...

Joseph
03-06-2007, 04:40 PM
My relative was worth 15 mil, so call me when you hit that neighborhood and we'll hang.

Tom Servo
03-06-2007, 04:45 PM
You'd be a fool NOT to take that deal!

Johnny Footstool
03-06-2007, 05:09 PM
You can tell it's real because they use that funny British language that sounds nothing like English:


...it therefore became necessary for me to seek for
your assistance.I am Barrister Wright Steven(Esq), counsel to late Mr Roy J,
a national of your country and was a seasoned contractor,here United
Kingdom(London).

zombie-a-go-go
03-06-2007, 05:12 PM
You can tell it's real because they use that funny British language that sounds nothing like English:

They run it though babelfish and back again to throw the Feds off the scent, man.

MrCinatit
03-06-2007, 07:43 PM
He assured me I was the only one in on this deal! Dag nab it!

redsfanfalcon
03-06-2007, 11:21 PM
You too, eh?

LincolnparkRed
03-07-2007, 12:33 AM
he's giving a bad name to lawyers everywhere (ducks)

GAC
03-07-2007, 09:06 PM
The sad part is that there are actually people who have responded to these emails and are gullible enought to give these people their vital info.

A Yahoo email? How appropriate. :lol:

5DOLLAR-BLEACHERBUM
03-07-2007, 09:28 PM
It's gotta be the real deal, he even sent a pic of my relative. It could be my twin:laugh:

MrCinatit
03-08-2007, 11:06 AM
WOHHOO! I just got not one...but TWO similar emails, back to back! I am so in the money!

Seriously:
I am an administrator at a place called Simtropolis, a fansite for SimCity 4.
Twice, I have received PMs such as the one zombie posted...yes, twice. Obviously, they were just going through the list of users online - or they would not have PMed a site administrator with such an offer!
Yeah, both times, the person got banned.
Meanwhile, ages ago, I stumbled across some great "Scam the scammers" sites, where people took a bunch of time - and sometimes money - from people attempting these scams. I remember one lady in particular who actually got the guy to meet her in person. She then set up a webcam, posting pictures of the guy standing impatiently in the designated spot.
I can look for some links, if you folks want.

smith288
03-08-2007, 11:42 AM
Go to EbolaMonkeyMan.com (http://EbolaMonkeyMan.com)

Guy spends his time scamming 419 scammers. Pretty humorous site. Lots of reading.

NoCalRed
03-08-2007, 06:22 PM
Go to EbolaMonkeyMan.com (http://EbolaMonkeyMan.com)

Guy spends his time scamming 419 scammers. Pretty humorous site. Lots of reading.

http://www.419eater.com/

Here is another link of the same kind of activity. Warning some of the pictures in the trophy room may not be suitable for everyone. Some of the readings are humorous, but it seems like a lot of trouble to go through to set these scammers up.

Heath
03-08-2007, 08:24 PM
I wish Eric Milton could get sent over in the deal........

oneupper
03-12-2007, 03:20 PM
Now its SADDAMs treasure!


HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? HOPE ALL IS WELL.

MY NAME IS (SGT 1ST CLASS) DAVID V. ESS; I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY’S 3RD INFANTRYDIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU.

I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS JOURNAL. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF ($8 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS) EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO YOU IN UNITED STATES, AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE.

SOURCE OF MONEY:SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WERE DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM’S OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS MONEY BE SHARED AMONG BOTH OF US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT SINCE BOTH OF US SAW THE MONEY FIRST. THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB LAST TIME.NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE, IN WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A SIDE BOMB LAST TIME YOU WILL FIND THE STORY OF THIS MONEY ON THE WEB ADDRESSES BELOW:

Http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/a35080-2003apr24

http://www.right-thoughts.us/index.php/weblog/comments/the_first_thing_you_know_ol_saddams_a_millionaire/

http://www.jonathanforeman.com/military/nyp_iraq/04192003_chest.html

THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITHISH CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOY SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITHISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN A RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES. I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR YOU TO PICK UP, AND I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, AND I BELIEVE THAT MY MONEY WILL BE WELL SECURED IN YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU HAVE FEAR OF GOD.

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FROM THIS MONEY FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL GIVE TO ME. ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE AND PLEASE DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER’S HERE IN IRAQ. I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH MY PRIVATE E-MAILADDRESS WHICH IS MY ONLY WAY OF COMMUNICATION:(david_ess@sify.com)

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

DAVID V. ESS.







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Dom Heffner
03-12-2007, 06:17 PM
Wasn't David v. Ess a Supreme Court case?