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Redsland
03-12-2007, 11:05 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070311/capt.azpc10903112339.brewers_cubs_spring_baseball_ azpc109.jpg

oneupper
03-12-2007, 11:32 AM
1...2...3...4..

"OK kid. You can still eat that French Fry".

RFS62
03-12-2007, 11:34 AM
"Wow, these young kids eat, sleep and poop baseball these days!"

Red Leader
03-12-2007, 11:34 AM
I thought we were past this crap when Dusty's kid hit the road.

NJReds
03-12-2007, 12:31 PM
I'm not saying he definitely took HGH in the past, but he certainly looks a lot smaller this year.

shredda2000
03-12-2007, 12:46 PM
Hey dude...you got any gum?

Redhook
03-12-2007, 12:50 PM
"The newest member of the Chicago Cubs organization, "Pee Wee" Johnson, touches a baseball field for the first time. Lou Piniella said, "it looks like we found a good one". "Pee Wee" was signed to a 35-year, $1,000,000,000contract yesterday. The Cubs felt they could lock him up for a discounted long-term deal before the market really took off."

klw
03-12-2007, 01:52 PM
Eddie Gaddel IV bends over before going to the dugout to get in uniform.

writerdan33
03-12-2007, 01:58 PM
Another young Cubs pitcher spends time in street clothes because of arm troubles.

Roy Tucker
03-12-2007, 01:58 PM
An unidentified Cub plays the intro to the REO Speedwagon song "Keep On Pushin'" while a Cub fan takes it to heart.

LoganBuck
03-12-2007, 02:21 PM
Another young Cubs fan waiting for the annual kick in the butt, from the baseball gods.

klw
03-12-2007, 02:35 PM
Lou Pinella's protege practicing the art of moving dirt onto the plate while arguing with the ump.

Moosie52
03-12-2007, 03:41 PM
I wouldn't touch this with a ten foot pole.

RichRed
03-12-2007, 05:03 PM
The Cubs get serious about their youth movement. Manager Lou Piniella is overheard to say, "Ya know, some of these young kids can really get after the ball."

PuffyPig
03-12-2007, 06:41 PM
Gee, if we could only teach Prior and Wood to fart baseballs like that, we wouldn't have to worry about their arm injuries any more.

Matt700wlw
03-12-2007, 06:43 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070311/capt.azpc10903112339.brewers_cubs_spring_baseball_ azpc109.jpg

And the newest member of the team lays an egg on opening day

MrCinatit
03-12-2007, 07:25 PM
Somehow, this is leading up to Woods' or Pryor's latest injury.