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Redsland
03-14-2007, 11:38 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070313/capt.ea9747565ebc44cf96ecd35708e705cb.pete_rose_ba seball_ohtu104.jpg

klw
03-14-2007, 11:42 AM
To try to increase the final price on memorabilia he was auctioning, Pete Rose sat in the back and secretly bid.

SunDeck
03-14-2007, 12:20 PM
I just flushed a stack of betting slips this thick.

Cant Touch This
03-14-2007, 12:26 PM
My chances of making The Hall are this small...

Red Leader
03-14-2007, 12:41 PM
So I said to him, "talk to the hand, Bud. Both of them." I mean this guy needs me more than I need him, right?

pedro
03-14-2007, 12:46 PM
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

PuffyPig
03-14-2007, 12:55 PM
That's a bit of a personal question, but if you must know, it's this big.....

LoganBuck
03-14-2007, 01:54 PM
Pete describes how he has transitioned to life as a professional table top paper football player

texasdave
03-14-2007, 02:42 PM
:clap clap: waiter, bring me my racing form.

VR
03-14-2007, 03:15 PM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

PuffyPig
03-14-2007, 07:49 PM
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto

That's the first time I've actually seen the words to Mr. Roboto.

Please, please make it the last.

MrCinatit
03-14-2007, 07:55 PM
Yeah, I know...you're not supposed to peak in the shower, but there were rumors about Bench, and oh yes, they were true.