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Redsland
03-15-2007, 11:10 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070313/capt.f90a1f2264ca4bc39aa768c0cc8e06d0.mets_indians _spring_baseball_flps101.jpg

shredda2000
03-15-2007, 11:20 AM
Ouch!!!...that is not my definition of the SQUEEZE PLAY!!!

Red Leader
03-15-2007, 11:21 AM
Skip. Here he is. I found him wandering on the side of the road. I brought him straight here. I think his mind is starting to go. He forgot his teeth back at the hotel and kept yelling at me that he had to be done with work early so he could meet up with RFS62 at Denny's by 4:00pm. He even told the batboys to get off of his lawn!

Cant Touch This
03-15-2007, 11:39 AM
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love a parade!"

Johnny Footstool
03-15-2007, 11:42 AM
"I hope that's a bat in your pocket."

texasdave
03-15-2007, 12:35 PM
Vulcan Nerve Pinch earns scrappy vet starting position.

klw
03-15-2007, 12:39 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070313/capt.f90a1f2264ca4bc39aa768c0cc8e06d0.mets_indians _spring_baseball_flps101.jpg

Look I know that is a bad looking limbo injury but when you get to the stick
you need to get low.

RedFanAlways1966
03-15-2007, 12:48 PM
Seen here is a Mets veteren minor-leaguer with his psychiatrist. All those years in Binghamton and Tidewater took its toll. He led those respective minor leagues in hits four straight years... bong hits. All those hits froze his mouth in bong hitting position. Being the good guys that they are the Mets invited him and his psychiatrist to visit their Spring Training facility.

writerdan33
03-15-2007, 12:49 PM
Hey, I was the dummy last time. This time I want to be the ventriliquist.

Spitball
03-15-2007, 01:37 PM
Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter, batter, hey, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter, batter, please stop me, batter, batter, batter, help me stop, batter, batter, batter, someone help me, batter, batter, batter...

klw
03-15-2007, 04:22 PM
No No for all that is good and holy don't let Dave Williams pitch.

RFS62
03-15-2007, 05:10 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070313/capt.f90a1f2264ca4bc39aa768c0cc8e06d0.mets_indians _spring_baseball_flps101.jpg

"You know, my father is a doctor"

"NO WAY!!!!!!"

"You had me at hello"

:mooner:

Red Leader
03-15-2007, 05:18 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

touche'

HumnHilghtFreel
03-15-2007, 06:08 PM
Sunburn really does suck

pedro
03-15-2007, 06:32 PM
"cough"

MrCinatit
03-15-2007, 06:32 PM
Cup check!

oneupper
03-15-2007, 07:05 PM
nm

deltachi8
03-15-2007, 11:33 PM
Where is your other hand?
Between Two pillows.

Moosie52
03-16-2007, 07:26 AM
Skip. Here he is. I found him wandering on the side of the road. I brought him straight here. I think his mind is starting to go. He forgot his teeth back at the hotel and kept yelling at me that he had to be done with work early so he could meet up with RFS62 at Denny's by 4:00pm. He even told the batboys to get off of his lawn!


:laugh: Good one!

Cant Touch This
03-16-2007, 08:46 AM
Where is your other hand?
Between Two pillows.

Those aren't pillows!

(see that bears game...?)