View Full Version : Caption Contest 3/16

03-16-2007, 10:25 AM

Razor Shines
03-16-2007, 10:32 AM
("The Final Countdown" playing in the background)

"It's not a trick it's an Illusion. It's going on my DVD I was going to call it "Use Your Illusion" but some band has the rights to that, I and II. So I'm going with "Use Your Allusion", so if you want to put an allusion in there, like Poe, but don't do Poe cause I'm doing Poe."

03-16-2007, 10:33 AM
Jedi mind trick..

Red Leader
03-16-2007, 10:39 AM
Carlos Delgado wanders onto the set of 300 and is immediately assaulted.

Johnny Footstool
03-16-2007, 11:00 AM
Yo Harvey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_%28film%29), hand me the 36-ouncer.

Roy Tucker
03-16-2007, 11:26 AM
Cleverly disguised as a baseball bat, the cruise missile homes in on Carlos Delgado mistaking him for Jack Bauer.

03-16-2007, 01:59 PM
From the trailer to the sequel to Angels in the Outfield, Disney's newest film, Mets in the Infield.

03-16-2007, 03:33 PM
Hmmm...coulda used a little more rosin on the bow...

03-16-2007, 03:58 PM
Delmon Young has nothing on me. I can toss a bat at the ump without looking.