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Natty Redlocks
03-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Call him “Wonderboy”, “Hammy”, or “Hambone”. I’m about ready to call him the starting center fielder.

To the tune of (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman by Aretha Franklin



Looking at -- another long year
I used to see a so-so lineup
Not too bad -- when Junior’s here
But we all know where he’ll wind up

Then one day we met you,
Tattooed head to feet
Tearin’ up spring like you
Ain’t missed a beat

And you make us think
You make us think
You make us think of “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

Now the fast -- ball comes your way
You step right up and you whack it
Didn’t know -- you still could play
Thought you was just a crackhead

They check your pee frequently
Hope you don’t mind that
Just keep gettin’ high off the
Crack of the bat

And you make us feel
You make us feel
You make us feel you’re “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

Oh, Hammie, you anomaly (anomaly)
Ooh, you got the swing that’s so fine (so fine)
And who cares if you look like Tommy Lee
Only you can save us from Conine

And you make us think
We thought you’d stink
But you make us think of “The Natural”, Hambone (Hambone)

mth123
03-16-2007, 12:09 PM
Oh, Hammie, you anomaly (anomaly)
Ooh, you got the swing that’s so fine (so fine)
And who cares if you look like Tommy Lee
Only you can save us from Conine


Classic!

rotnoid
03-16-2007, 01:28 PM
Ah-oop.

oneupper
03-16-2007, 01:36 PM
I love this stuff.