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Redsland
03-20-2007, 12:40 PM
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Red Leader
03-20-2007, 12:44 PM
As if he weren't scrappy enough, Chris Burke spared several young fans lives when he bravely decided to take on the Great Black Worm of death. It is believed he swung at the beast some 300 times, but only made contact with the worm about 14 times.

Crosley68
03-20-2007, 12:48 PM
"Gimme a lick of that ice cream"

deltachi8
03-20-2007, 12:48 PM
The Killer Tarp looking to finish the job 22 years late, mistakes Chris Burke for Vince Coleman.

Roy Tucker
03-20-2007, 12:50 PM
While fans look on horrified, an unidentified fan attempts to bite off Chris Burke's hand.

shredda2000
03-20-2007, 02:05 PM
Hey babe...what are doin' after the game?

klw
03-20-2007, 02:09 PM
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1. wow medicine balls have gotten big!
or

2. Chris Burke momentarily thinks about going into the stands but soon remembers that he is a veteran, it is spring training, and tarps are fun to flop onto.

LoganBuck
03-20-2007, 02:21 PM
Chris Burke: Baseball by day, Marine Biologist by night.

deltachi8
03-20-2007, 02:41 PM
Chris Burke: Baseball by day, Marine Biologist by night.

The sea was angry that day my friends...

RedLegSuperStar
03-20-2007, 02:45 PM
You Sure Do Got A Purdy Mouth!

PuffyPig
03-20-2007, 02:49 PM
The sea was angry that day my friends...

..like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli....

Still my favorite episode.

Redsland
03-20-2007, 06:05 PM
:clap: <----- to all. :)

Red Leader
03-20-2007, 06:17 PM
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The not so family friendly version:



Everyone! I saw Carlos Lee in the shower. It was like thiiiiis big!

MrCinatit
03-20-2007, 07:12 PM
We all knew Burke was small, but when we saw him trying to lug the bag of bats around...