View Full Version : Amatuer Anti-Cubs poetry

Edd Roush
03-21-2007, 02:36 PM
Perhaps this is juvenille, but as some on this board know, I am a freshman at the University of Dayton. I am currently rushing a professional fraternity and for the signature of one of the brothers, I was asked to write an anti-Cub poem. A disclaimer here is that it is juvenille and not very good. Either way, I spent time on it, and figured some on this board may appreciate it.

Here it is:

Nothing done since 1908,
Before Alaska was even a state.
Over a century since their last Series' win,
And their fans still get under my skin.
Traveling packs of blue noobs,
Who have never even seen boobs.

Sosa was on the juice,
And he still was of no use.
'Cuz the Cubs are a waste of space,
A second-rate team, in a first-rate place.

03-21-2007, 02:50 PM
It suffers from the omission of the words "goat" and "Bartman," but otherwise, it's definitely worth a signature.


Chip R
03-21-2007, 02:52 PM
Great work. :lol:

Strikes Out Looking
03-21-2007, 02:54 PM
well except for calling the city of Chicago a first rate place, it is pretty good.

03-21-2007, 03:24 PM
Before New Mexico was a state, you mean. And just after Oklahoma.

Johnny Footstool
03-21-2007, 04:07 PM
Let's keep this thread going with some haiku.

Sutcliffe and Sandberg
Harry Caray in the booth
Can't beat the Padres

Alou's hissy fit
Gonzalez boots a grounder
Blame it on Bartman

Mark Prior is hurt
Kerry Wood is DL bound
It must be Tuesday

Chip R
03-21-2007, 04:10 PM
Here's a good site to go to for all things anti-Cub