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Team Clark
03-22-2007, 02:05 PM
Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.

Natty Redlocks
03-22-2007, 08:10 PM
Hey, nice try; some good rhymes in there. And thanks.

pedro
03-22-2007, 08:17 PM
Hey diddle diddle, this bullpen's a riddle
Has Wayne jumped over the shark?
The fans screamed murder, an internet furor.
Before the season it ever did start

redsmetz
03-22-2007, 08:30 PM
Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.

I can't remember which year you graduated from Moeller, but we should probably keep this out the hands of some of your English teachers. I'm not sure I would have published it in the Squire Magazine. :D

But a nice attempt... :)

Caveat Emperor
03-22-2007, 11:36 PM
There once was a bullpen built by Krivsky
Who I guess must've been stone drunk on whiskey
His steup men lacked much ferocity
And his closer possessed no velocity
Now we're all stuck with our hopes pinned on Majewski

TheWalls
03-23-2007, 12:35 AM
Hey Dibble, Dibble?

Team Clark
03-24-2007, 04:42 AM
Hey Dibble, Dibble?

Wish I had thought of that!! ;)