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Redsland
03-23-2007, 10:45 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070322/capt.d0e0e6479be7445c89dcb488e855f5ea.cardinals_la _russa_duil_flcr114.jpg

Spitball
03-23-2007, 10:48 AM
Shoot! I only had one beer.

Red Leader
03-23-2007, 10:51 AM
Snoop's got my back, fo shizzle. He tell them all the dizzle.

Holla if ya hear me!

West Siiiiyyyyyeeeeeeeeed.

klw
03-23-2007, 10:52 AM
No response to the fingers he must be asleep.

Red Leader
03-23-2007, 11:04 AM
1. Collect Underpants
2. ??????
3. Profit.

Moosie52
03-23-2007, 11:14 AM
Well officer, TECHNICALLY I wasn't driving.

NJReds
03-23-2007, 11:19 AM
This is the sign for slider, steal and how many bottles of chardonnay I want with dinner.

texasdave
03-23-2007, 11:25 AM
I wasn't asleep at the wheel, Mr. Occifer Sir. I was just looking for my lost finger. Honest.

coachw513
03-23-2007, 12:33 PM
Yo' barkeep...can I get 3 more over here??

reds44
03-23-2007, 12:39 PM
1. Drink
2. Drive
3. Sleep

All at the same time.

Roy Tucker
03-23-2007, 01:08 PM
... and then the cop asked, "how many fingers am I holding up?"

OR

If I wasn't such a genius, it would have been 3 strikes and I'm out.

NJReds
03-23-2007, 02:08 PM
Look down the bar, I say to my bartender
I said look man, come down here, he got down there
Said what you want this time?
I said look man, what time is it?
He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol
Said what you need
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Matt700wlw
03-23-2007, 03:01 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070322/capt.d0e0e6479be7445c89dcb488e855f5ea.cardinals_la _russa_duil_flcr114.jpg

3 beers! 3!!

jimbo
03-23-2007, 03:57 PM
One Corona
Two Corona
Three Corona
Ahhhh....screw it, just give me a six-pack.

BuckWoody
03-23-2007, 04:55 PM
Barkeep, two more beersh pleash.

deltachi8
03-23-2007, 06:27 PM
I see seven fingers

MrCinatit
03-23-2007, 06:32 PM
A "slightly buzzed" LaRussa makes an unsuccessful attempt at flipping off a photographer.

RedLegSuperStar
03-23-2007, 07:31 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070322/capt.d0e0e6479be7445c89dcb488e855f5ea.cardinals_la _russa_duil_flcr114.jpg

This Is What My Cell Mate Showed Me.. And I'm Not Going To Show You How He Perform It Either!

steig
03-23-2007, 08:16 PM
I can get this many more DUI's before I actually get in trouble.

reds44
03-23-2007, 08:24 PM
A "slightly buzzed" LaRussa makes an unsuccessful attempt at flipping off a photographer.
:laugh:

Ltlabner
03-23-2007, 09:25 PM
Look down the bar, I say to my bartender
I said look man, come down here, he got down there
Said what you want this time?
I said look man, what time is it?
He said the clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol
Said what you need
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Dang it! Beat me to it.

Ltlabner
03-23-2007, 09:27 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070322/capt.d0e0e6479be7445c89dcb488e855f5ea.cardinals_la _russa_duil_flcr114.jpg

This...this is how late I can stay out before I start falling asleep at stop lights. After that, and a six pack forget it!

traderumor
03-23-2007, 10:33 PM
Read (hiccup) between the lines (hiccup) (burp) occifer