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Redsland
04-09-2007, 11:58 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070408/capt.fd6639465af24558bfd0793ad8f5031b.tigers_royal s_baseball_mocr105.jpg

Red Leader
04-09-2007, 12:03 PM
I can't do anything about that. I know you want to live close to Roy Tucker but he's back in Mason. It's not my fault Cincinnati traded you here. I do have a guy named Footstool I could look up, but I can't promise you anything...

KronoRed
04-09-2007, 12:10 PM
My God...are you telling me this isn't the minor leagues??

pedro
04-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Yes Darling! I will marry you!.

harangatang
04-09-2007, 12:14 PM
Will you please sign on with the Royals, please.

shredda2000
04-09-2007, 12:22 PM
I think that is the best game called...EVER...I am forever in your debt...

Johnny Footstool
04-09-2007, 12:51 PM
I can't do anything about that. I know you want to live close to Roy Tucker but he's back in Mason. It's not my fault Cincinnati traded you here. I do have a guy named Footstool I could look up, but I can't promise you anything...

Ump, you've gotta help me. There's a guy in a Reds hat who keeps following me around. Says his name is Johnny. He keeps asking me for Reds jerseys, team pictures, stories about Adam Dunn. He won't leave me alone. I'm afraid to call the police myself -- afraid of what he might do.

guttle11
04-09-2007, 01:50 PM
"Coach says to win at all costs..."

cumberlandreds
04-09-2007, 03:03 PM
Please tell me this is a nightmare and I will wake up back in Cincinnati again!!!

HotCorner
04-09-2007, 05:08 PM
"Help me. I'm scared my career will die and no one will know."

MrCinatit
04-09-2007, 07:32 PM
No, ump...YER out!

WebScorpion
04-13-2007, 10:40 AM
O Larueo, Larueo! Wherefor art thou, Larueo?

Deny thy father and refuse thy name
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
and I'll no longer be an Umpire!

Moosie52
04-13-2007, 11:38 AM
Dancing with the Catchers