Caption Contest 4/16

[Redsland]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/91/fullj.getty-73394598lf046_florida_6_04_21_pm.jpg

[Red Leader]

It's Randall Simon Day at the park today kids!!!

[edabbs44]

George Washington's head size is the latest "evidence" of his steroid use.

[Roy Tucker]

What happens when you build a stadium over a radioactive waste dump over a Revolutionary War site.

[KronoRed]

The Nats new starting pitchers parade for the fans.

[Rex Argos]

delete

[Red Leader]

Don't even have to ask. We know why the long face....

[cincy09]

I have a really big head........and short arms!

[Johnny Footstool]

I cannot tell a lie...our rotation sucks.

[Matt700wlw]

Woah!!! Bad Acid!!

[deltachi8]

ESPN's Peter Gammons in mid-season form.