Caption Contest 4/21

[Redsland]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070421/capt.625cd84c406847f5bd9a5778e63fdd6f.mariners_ang els_baseball_ans106.jpg

[Degenerate39]

Beltre: "Will you marry me?"

[Crosley68]

"Look at me, Mammy! Don't you know me?
I'm your little baby!"

[Far East]

"I swear, I did have my license, I was not using live bait, I threw it back, and it really was this long!"

[RedLegSuperStar]

Look I'm Begging Here.. Please Don't Hit Me! I'll Buy You A Car.. Please.. Oh Please Don't Hit Me.. :help:

[deltachi8]

I'd rather not get kicked off the board, so I'll remain silent on this one.