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04-27-2007, 11:06 AM
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04-27-2007, 11:13 AM
I send the Royals four bottles of champagne, and all I get is this lousy bandage.

Ron Madden
04-27-2007, 11:18 AM
I'Ts ALIVE!!!!!!

04-27-2007, 11:28 AM
I'Ts ALIVE!!!!!!The Mummy strikes (out)!

Roy Tucker
04-27-2007, 11:42 AM
First ever to go on the DL with a sprained face.

Red Leader
04-27-2007, 11:44 AM
Despite alienating himself and fleeing to a foreign country, Michael Jackson has decided to return to the US as a baseball player.

04-27-2007, 01:28 PM
Who says appearance means nothing.. It's everything!

Johnny Footstool
04-27-2007, 03:38 PM
Torii Hunter is slated to play the title role in the new Andrey Lloyd Webber musical "The Phantom of the Metrodome."

Rex Argos
04-27-2007, 03:46 PM
....and coming soon to a theater near you....Torii Hunter as Dumb Donald, in Fat Albert 2: Pujols Strikes Back

04-27-2007, 04:12 PM
Look… the sacred pitchers which protect the soul in its journey to the postseason have been chipped off the roster. So Terry Ryan was sentenced to death not only in this world, but in the next.