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Redsland
04-30-2007, 09:33 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/c6/fullj.getty-73394969lr015_florida_marli_6_48_25_pm.jpg

Johnny Footstool
04-30-2007, 09:50 AM
Little Billy never understood why he grew up with a crippling fear of pharaohs, birthday cake, and the color green.

Red Leader
04-30-2007, 09:55 AM
Kids and parents alike we all thrilled to help celebrate the birthday of the mascot, that is, until they found out that Phanatics are carnivores and yelling, screaming, and yelling sends them into a frenzy.

MrCinatit
04-30-2007, 10:03 AM
Finally, Philadelphians were treated to a rare glimpse at what the ancient Egyptians actually looked like - giant, green, fury, blue haired, bug-eyed and with horns as noses.

Ltlabner
04-30-2007, 10:08 AM
Someone here smells like cheese.

shredda2000
04-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Cormier shows up with his wife to reunite with his old team!

15fan
04-30-2007, 04:10 PM
NL East birthday parties just aren't the same since Youpi moved to DC.

Or...

Judging from the midsections on the Phanatics, maybe the birthday boy should skip the cake this year.

Heath
04-30-2007, 04:30 PM
The Phanatic, in a Krusty the Clown moment, also recieves a year's supply of Phillies - not appearing in your picture.


http://www.altadisusa.com/image/PhilliesBluntRbow.jpg

Degenerate39
04-30-2007, 04:37 PM
They act out how Conine first learned to play baseball with the Egyptians during biblical times.

PuffyPig
04-30-2007, 05:50 PM
With advance scouts like these, it's no wonder the Reds had trouble in their recent series with the Phillies.

KronoRed
04-30-2007, 06:47 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.

KittyDuran
04-30-2007, 07:20 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.Is that the Fanatic's wife or mom? :confused:

Redsland
04-30-2007, 10:05 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.
Well, I won't lie to you; they've had some rough times.

When then missus gets up on the dugout and shakes her money maker? Or grabs one of the opposing players and shoves his face in her bosom? Repercussions. That's all I'm gonna say.

KronoRed
05-01-2007, 01:10 AM
:laugh: :laugh: