View Full Version : Caption Contest 4/30

04-30-2007, 09:33 AM

Johnny Footstool
04-30-2007, 09:50 AM
Little Billy never understood why he grew up with a crippling fear of pharaohs, birthday cake, and the color green.

Red Leader
04-30-2007, 09:55 AM
Kids and parents alike we all thrilled to help celebrate the birthday of the mascot, that is, until they found out that Phanatics are carnivores and yelling, screaming, and yelling sends them into a frenzy.

04-30-2007, 10:03 AM
Finally, Philadelphians were treated to a rare glimpse at what the ancient Egyptians actually looked like - giant, green, fury, blue haired, bug-eyed and with horns as noses.

04-30-2007, 10:08 AM
Someone here smells like cheese.

04-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Cormier shows up with his wife to reunite with his old team!

04-30-2007, 04:10 PM
NL East birthday parties just aren't the same since Youpi moved to DC.


Judging from the midsections on the Phanatics, maybe the birthday boy should skip the cake this year.

04-30-2007, 04:30 PM
The Phanatic, in a Krusty the Clown moment, also recieves a year's supply of Phillies - not appearing in your picture.


04-30-2007, 04:37 PM
They act out how Conine first learned to play baseball with the Egyptians during biblical times.

04-30-2007, 05:50 PM
With advance scouts like these, it's no wonder the Reds had trouble in their recent series with the Phillies.

04-30-2007, 06:47 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.

04-30-2007, 07:20 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.Is that the Fanatic's wife or mom? :confused:

04-30-2007, 10:05 PM
No caption, but I never knew that the Philly fanatic was married.
Well, I won't lie to you; they've had some rough times.

When then missus gets up on the dugout and shakes her money maker? Or grabs one of the opposing players and shoves his face in her bosom? Repercussions. That's all I'm gonna say.

05-01-2007, 01:10 AM
:laugh: :laugh: