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Redsland
05-01-2007, 09:53 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070501/capt.cc3b871382d14f22b500abc96d755be5.orioles_tige rs_baseball_dts106.jpg

RedsFan75
05-01-2007, 10:09 AM
"I KNEW we were getting robbed on those calls!"

shredda2000
05-01-2007, 10:32 AM
The Umpire Strikes Back

Hands up, walk slowly back to the dugout...or I'll bust a cap in ya!!!

MrCinatit
05-01-2007, 10:38 AM
That's it! That's all! I give up. Roll up the basepaths, pack away the bases, fold up the outfield walls and lower the pitching mound...I give up, I give up, I give up.
-The following was heard from Perlozzo after asked to name two pitchers in his starting rotation.

Red Leader
05-01-2007, 10:49 AM
Ok, Anna and I have reconciled, but I want to know by show of hands, has anyone hooked up with her while we were seperated?

--Kris Benson

klw
05-01-2007, 11:19 AM
In an endorsement deal gone bad, the O's skipper is contractually required to go on the field, argue with an umpire to attract attenction, and then raise his arms to show that with Sure he no longer has underarm stains.

HotCorner
05-01-2007, 12:51 PM
Perlozzo gives his best effort to start the wave.

Johnny Footstool
05-01-2007, 12:57 PM
You using the whole fist, Doc?

cumberlandreds
05-01-2007, 01:02 PM
New directive from the MLB offices give the umpires the right to check for proper deoderant use by MLB managers.

Red Leader
05-01-2007, 01:15 PM
How about:

The Orioles' Perlozzo has gone to the mound so many times this year that opposing managers have started asking the umpires to check him for foreign substances.

Roy Tucker
05-01-2007, 01:54 PM
I wanna fly like Superman

Ohioballplayer
05-01-2007, 03:19 PM
I know, I know, don't tell me, you forgot your bi-focals again today, you win, you win, I just simply give up.

TeamCasey
05-01-2007, 04:49 PM
In the war on terror, George Bush places TSA agents on ball fields across America.

Degenerate39
05-01-2007, 07:22 PM
Strip search

StillFunkyB
05-01-2007, 07:31 PM
"Make it quick, someone might be watching."

deltachi8
05-01-2007, 09:28 PM
You using the whole fist, Doc?

ding ding..winner