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klw
05-07-2007, 03:04 PM
I apologize in advance as I have had this name stuck in my head all weekend and this seemed to be the only way to get back on track.


Yorvit Torrealba
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=6795

Reasons why:
a. would be an excellent choice for additional catching depth
b. would cure the Reds deficiencies for players named "Yorvit"- this has always been a black-eye for the organzation.
c. clearly he must be the love child of Joe Torre and Jessica Alba- thus the name. This would allow for gratuitous posting of pictures of Joe Torre http://sports.espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/joe_torre1.jpg

and Jessica Alba. http://www.trouw.nl/multimedia/archive/00172/Tijdschrift__Jessic_172060e.jpg

d. Get to hear announcers on local news give up on saying his name in lead in to Reds highlights.

Will M
05-07-2007, 03:08 PM
I apologize in advance as I have had this name stuck in my head all weekend and this seemed to be the only way to get back on track.


Yorvit Torrealba
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=6795

Reasons why:
a. would be an excellent choice for additional catching depth
b. would cure the Reds deficiencies for players named "Yorvit"- this has always been a black-eye for the organzation.
c. clearly he must be the love child of Joe Torre and Jessica Alba- thus the name. This would allow for gratuitous posting of pictures of Joe Torre and Jessica Alba. http://www.trouw.nl/multimedia/archive/00172/Tijdschrift__Jessic_172060e.jpg

d. Get to hear announcers on local news give up on saying his name in leadin to Reds highlights.

ANY posts with pics of Jessica Alba gets props from me :thumbup:

Joseph
05-07-2007, 03:10 PM
ANY posts with pics of Jessica Alba gets props from me :thumbup:


Surely thats not true

http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/jessica-alba-pics.jpg

I do think Torrealba could be a decent choice, since its unlikely we get Saltamacchia.

shredda2000
05-07-2007, 03:18 PM
Surely thats not true

http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006/pictures/jessica-alba-pics.jpg

I do think Torrealba could be a decent choice, since its unlikely we get Saltamacchia.

What was the question again??? ;)

Roy Tucker
05-07-2007, 03:27 PM
The Rockies are now tied with the Cardinals for leading the league in catchers with given names beginning in Y.

Joseph
05-07-2007, 03:57 PM
What was the question again??? ;)

Exactly why we don't need this guy. We'll all just be talking about Alba instead of Torre.....or something.

NorrisHopper30
05-07-2007, 04:16 PM
I'd rather get Saltalamacchia

membengal
05-07-2007, 04:18 PM
Really Norris? Because I would prefer Alba. Oh, wait. As between the catchers? Well, yes. But someone like Yorvit may be a little more available, if the Reds decide they want to go get another catcher...

CaiGuy
05-07-2007, 04:29 PM
well, we need a third catcher...

penantboundreds
05-07-2007, 05:53 PM
we need 1 catcher..