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Natty Redlocks
05-09-2007, 05:27 PM
I know this is kicking a guy while he's down. But as Aristotle said, "If you kick a guy while he's up, he'll bop you right in the face." So there ya go.




(to the tune of "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis, Jr.)


Who can take a baseball
Throw it towards the plate
Watch it meet more wood than Paris Hilton on a date
The Stanton man
The Stanton man can
The Stanton man can cause he’s 98 years old he doesn’t
Throw so good

Who can take a ball game
Flush it down the hole
Then enjoy a visit from a guy they call Dick Pole
The Stanton man
Oh, the Stanton man can
The Stanton man can then he sticks you with the loss it doesn’t
Feel so good

The Stanton man makes
All the hitters rake
With his batting practice pitches
Keeps the other team in stitches
You should hear how Marty *****es

Who can take a baseball
Throw it off the mound
See his clothes go flying just like good ol’ Charlie Brown
The Stanton man
The Stanton man can
The Stanton man can when he pitches he could make a little
Girl look good

RedsManRick
05-09-2007, 05:50 PM
Priceless.

oneupper
05-09-2007, 07:05 PM
Chuckle Chuckle...nice job.

justincredible
05-09-2007, 07:17 PM
That's a keeper.

oneupper
05-09-2007, 07:20 PM
Someone should probably email this to Stanton...he'd probably have a good laugh.

WMR
05-09-2007, 07:50 PM
Someone should probably email this to Stanton...he'd probably have a good laugh.

Or a good cry.


Good one.

mth123
05-09-2007, 09:03 PM
Classic - especially the 1st 3 lines.

Ludwig Reds Fan
05-10-2007, 12:48 PM
"
Who can take a baseball
Throw it off the mound
See his clothes go flying just like good ol’ Charlie Brown
The Stanton man
The Stanton man can"




Classic. Great stuff.

fearofpopvol1
05-31-2007, 10:38 PM
is awesome!!

That is all.

WMR
05-31-2007, 10:41 PM
The gift that keeps on giving. ;)

lo ryder
05-31-2007, 10:44 PM
Great job, the only sad thing is he is still here.:confused:

redsupport
05-31-2007, 10:56 PM
who can enter a game
with the score still tied
in a sec make the fans all fried
the stanton man
yes the stanton make can
cause he pitches like an old dom zanni

Brosnan '61
06-01-2007, 08:49 AM
That is one of the best things I'm going to read today! Thanks for the effort Mr. Redlocks.
Makes me glad I finally registered...........
Now if the Stockings can go 74-33 the rest of the way they'll have a chance in this stellar division. They can begin tonight in Denver.

Screwball
06-01-2007, 09:24 AM
I'm really not sure what more a guy has to do to lose his job. There's no way Narron can have any confidence in him. They can't even use him as a LOOGY as lefties rock this guy. My guess is he has Eric Milton syndrome: the only reason he wasn't or hasn't been DFA'd earlier is because of his contract. What was he thinking giving this guy a 2 (with an option for a 3rd) year contract???

markymark69
06-01-2007, 11:04 AM
Excellent work.

Ludwig Reds Fan
06-01-2007, 11:33 AM
Who can take a ball game, flush it down the drain
Only thing to stop the losing is to start the rain
The Stanton man can

The Stanton Man will make everyone he'll face
Satisfied and Ambitious
Now lets talk about a Reds Fan's wishes
Stanton in the clubhouse doing dishes.




....my contribution :)

fearofpopvol1
06-01-2007, 11:35 AM
Why was my post merged? While both threads were a reference to Mike Stanton, they wern't about the same thing.

Ludwig Reds Fan
06-01-2007, 11:46 AM
Why was my post merged? While both threads were a reference to Mike Stanton, they wern't about the same thing.


Classic OAS... :laugh:

Hey Meat
06-01-2007, 11:59 PM
The Colorado announcers on TV just said " the Reds have some older well traveled guys in that bullpen; David Weathers is 37 and Mike Stanton is 87."

redsupport
06-02-2007, 12:06 AM
well travelled they also stated that Marco Polo can be brought in