Natty Redlocks
05-13-2007, 06:58 PM
to the tune of The Monkees theme by The Monkees
Here we come……and there goes the lead…
We’re handin’ out free runs to……everyone in need….
Hey Hey we’re the bullpen
And people say we’re foolin’ around
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Come on won’t you swing away
We’re a batter’s bonanza
Try our meatball buffet
Here we come……and there goes a bomb…
We don’t intimidate no one……no, not even Mom…
Hey Hey we’re the bullpen
And people say we’re pullin’ ‘em down
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Homer derby right this way
Our GM’s learning disabled
He can’t spell DFA
Here we come……now Arroyo’s screwed…
We save our filthiest stuff for……that Lance Berkman dude…
Hey hey we’re the bullpen
And people say it’s bull we’re around
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Hope you like your fastballs slow
We’re a Krivsky Kreation
And we’ve got ballgames to blow
Here we come……and there goes the lead…
We’re handin’ out free runs to……everyone in need….
Hey Hey we’re the bullpen
And people say we’re foolin’ around
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Come on won’t you swing away
We’re a batter’s bonanza
Try our meatball buffet
Here we come……and there goes a bomb…
We don’t intimidate no one……no, not even Mom…
Hey Hey we’re the bullpen
And people say we’re pullin’ ‘em down
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Homer derby right this way
Our GM’s learning disabled
He can’t spell DFA
Here we come……now Arroyo’s screwed…
We save our filthiest stuff for……that Lance Berkman dude…
Hey hey we’re the bullpen
And people say it’s bull we’re around
Cause we’re too busy stinkin’
To get anybody out
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly
Hope you like your fastballs slow
We’re a Krivsky Kreation
And we’ve got ballgames to blow