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GAC
09-08-2007, 07:10 AM
I wish I knew how to stop this crap from coming into my email. I have Norton's Spam Guard on and I thought that my ISP also sorted out these junk emails, but I guess not. I'm going to contact them though and see what can be done.

But I've become overrun with them as of late....


We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held on 4th September.2007. This is a Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. Your email account have been picked as one of the ten winning email address in 2007. You are therefore been approved to claim a
total sum of £516,778.00(Five hundred and Sixteen thousand,seven hundred and seventy eight pounds
sterling only) or $921,201:00(Nine hundred and twenty one thousand two hundred and one dollars only) in cash/check credited to file number UK/5678/T85.

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Lucky No:- 07-13-31.54-640
Ser ial No: - MUO TI/82536

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies to promote the use of internet around the world.

TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
Simply contact:-

Mr.Peter Taylor
Email:webdraws_65@hotmail.com

Please quote your reference, batch and winning numbers which as well your full name, address and telephone number .We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non -participant or unofficial personnel.

Note, All winnings must be claimed within 30 days from this notification otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed.

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!

Best Regards.

Mrs.Lucy Baines
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme)

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And if I get one more email from another Middle Eastern or Southeast Asia correspondent named Azimadad or Huang, telling me I've won millions, I'm going to invade some small foreign country! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/rpg017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

redhawkfish
09-08-2007, 07:50 AM
Congrats on the lottery win GAC! Can you take me to a game in the diamond seats next year?:D

Spammers always seem to stay one step ahead!:(

GAC
09-08-2007, 08:41 AM
Congrats on the lottery win GAC! Can you take me to a game in the diamond seats next year?:D

Spammers always seem to stay one step ahead!:(

With the huge amounts of unclaimed money that I've won I am going to buy the Reds and then run a Redszone lottery among the membership for the GM position!

RedsBaron
09-08-2007, 09:05 AM
.We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non -participant or unofficial personnel.



GAC-didn't you read that? You have failed to keep this confidential. I'm tempted to to make my own claim now. ;)

RBA
09-08-2007, 11:02 AM
Can we count on you to make a large donation to the HRC campaign?

vaticanplum
09-08-2007, 12:03 PM
GAC, if you can stand to change e-mail addresses, I'd recommend signing up for a gmail account. In over two years of having one, I think one or two pieces of spam have made it through. And only one "real" e-mail has ever gotten caught in the spam folder by mistake. The gmail filters are excellent.

Spring~Fields
09-08-2007, 05:31 PM
At least you won the lottery, all I ever get is how to enhance the male...blah blah blah. :(

texasdave
09-08-2007, 07:10 PM
At least you won the lottery, all I ever get is how to enhance the male...blah blah blah. :(

A certain Rolling Stones song comes to mind: You can't always get what you want.....but you get what you need. :D just kidding

Spring~Fields
09-08-2007, 08:17 PM
A certain Rolling Stones song comes to mind: You can't always get what you want.....but you get what you need. :D just kidding

You been peeking ? :lol::lol:

GAC
09-09-2007, 09:42 AM
At least you won the lottery, all I ever get is how to enhance the male...blah blah blah. :(

But it makes all the blood rush from my head and I end up passing out! :lol:

remdog
09-11-2007, 04:22 PM
But it makes all the blood rush from my head and I end up passing out! :lol:

So, exactly how is that different from normal for you? :p:

Rem

registerthis
09-11-2007, 04:55 PM
Take the Pounds, GAC. The exchange rate is far more favorable.

TC81190
09-11-2007, 05:37 PM
GAC, if you can stand to change e-mail addresses, I'd recommend signing up for a gmail account. In over two years of having one, I think one or two pieces of spam have made it through. And only one "real" e-mail has ever gotten caught in the spam folder by mistake. The gmail filters are excellent.

You beat me to it. GMail is the god of email.

GAC
09-11-2007, 09:21 PM
So, exactly how is that different from normal for you? :p:

Rem

But have you seen the cost of one of those little blue pills?

I can get the same results from a 12 pack of beer. Plus the pill doesn't make women look any better. Beer does. :D

remdog
09-11-2007, 10:22 PM
But have you seen the cost of one of those little blue pills?

I can get the same results from a 12 pack of beer. Plus the pill doesn't make women look any better. Beer does. :D

Yeah. I've had a problem with confusing the Viagra with the Aleeve. Mix them up and you're both in pain and in an awkward situation. :lol:

Rem

GAC
09-12-2007, 08:52 AM
Yeah. I've had a problem with confusing the Viagra with the Aleeve. Mix them up and you're both in pain and in an awkward situation. :lol:

Rem

Either way you still got a headache! :lol:

RFS62
09-12-2007, 08:55 AM
But have you seen the cost of one of those little blue pills?



Pill? Viagra is a PILL?????

Sweet sassy molassy, I thought it was a suppository!!!

Man, I wasted about 50 of those suckers!!!!

On a positive note, my posture has never been better.

registerthis
09-12-2007, 11:20 AM
It's threads like this that make me yearn for a board specifically for the Redszone elderly. I find all this talk about Viagra and suppositories to be downright disturbing.

remdog
09-12-2007, 11:56 AM
If you're going to post on Redszone it helps to be disturbed. :p:

Rem

RFS62
09-12-2007, 12:21 PM
If you're going to post on Redszone it helps to be disturbed. :p:

Rem



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