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M2
09-13-2007, 01:09 PM
I could watch this all day.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/brit-fan-hops-crazytown-express/

bengalsown
09-13-2007, 01:15 PM
what?

KronoRed
09-13-2007, 01:18 PM
Make her leave us alone first

halcyon
09-13-2007, 01:39 PM
I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. Or cry from all the laughing.

DoogMinAmo
09-13-2007, 01:58 PM
wow.

Does he really think it will work?

Johnny Footstool
09-13-2007, 02:04 PM
I could watch this all day.



Really? I couldn't stomach more than a few seconds.

I've been trying to avoid that guy's ubiquitous videos for a while now. I see now that I had the right idea.

RFS62
09-13-2007, 04:15 PM
That was touching. I liked the one where he wanted us to leave Bob Boone alone more, though.

Unassisted
09-13-2007, 04:21 PM
Make her leave us alone first
Now you've done it, Krono. Since you seem to have a problem with Britney, you will have to deal with him. :runawaycr

Falls City Beer
09-13-2007, 04:23 PM
Why is he in a tent?

(nice scuz-stache, too)

Johnny Footstool
09-13-2007, 04:50 PM
Why is he in a tent?

(nice scuz-stache, too)

He's holding a blanket over his head so we won't see his moth collection and the suit he's sewing out of the flesh of women.

If you listen really close, you can hear the faint strains of "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus in the background.

TeamSelig
09-13-2007, 05:00 PM
WHAT THE....

Falls City Beer
09-13-2007, 05:19 PM
He's holding a blanket over his head so we won't see his moth collection and the suit he's sewing out of the flesh of women.

If you listen really close, you can hear the faint strains of "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus in the background.

"I'd ..... me..."

(Puffy's morning salutation to the mirror).

reds44
09-13-2007, 05:23 PM
LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

oh my.

westofyou
09-13-2007, 09:13 PM
The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love

RFS62
09-13-2007, 09:24 PM
I can't get enough of this video.

My wife thinks I'm crazy. I made her watch it as I laughed maniacally and screamed along with the poor dude "leave Britney alone!!!!"

I've been walking around the house wailing "Leave Britney alone!!!!" all afternoon.

This is gonna be my new catch phrase whenever anything goes wrong.

It's money, baby.

GAC
09-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Why is he in a tent?

(nice scuz-stache, too)

That was a he? I'm glad someone told me. :lol:

One word.... PROZAC

paintmered
09-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Son, put down the mascara before you hurt yourself.

From the looks of things, he should be more into Hawthorne Heights rather than Britney. He's emo gone horrendously wrong.

MrCinatit
09-13-2007, 09:31 PM
We must remember - there are people who appreciate the talents of artists more than the rest of us.

Then again, there are also people who sniff lots of airplane glue.

M2
09-13-2007, 11:44 PM
I can't get enough of this video.

My wife thinks I'm crazy. I made her watch it as I laughed maniacally and screamed along with the poor dude "leave Britney alone!!!!"

I've been walking around the house wailing "Leave Britney alone!!!!" all afternoon.

This is gonna be my new catch phrase whenever anything goes wrong.

It's money, baby.

I'm doing the same thing - ALOEWN! - it's just too damn catchy.

RFS62
09-14-2007, 07:00 AM
I'm doing the same thing - ALOEWN! - it's just too damn catchy.



Absolutely. You gotta deliver the line with the exact voice inflection and commitment.

Thank you, M2, for bringing this to my attention. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

:beerme:

GAC
09-14-2007, 09:28 AM
I kinda love the line.....

"Anyone who has a problem with Britney YOU DEAL WITH ME!!!"

I've never been in a cat fight before. :lol:

Chip R
09-14-2007, 09:53 AM
Oh my. :eek:

SunDeck
09-14-2007, 11:03 AM
I think it's fake.
And was that guy in a sack or something?

TeamMorris
09-14-2007, 11:27 AM
That was very scary!

texasdave
09-14-2007, 12:04 PM
I think it's fake.
And was that guy in a sack or something?

Now we know what the inside of a padded cell looks like. :)

Falls City Beer
09-14-2007, 01:26 PM
Aloewn!

puca
09-14-2007, 01:30 PM
This isn't the first freaky video this guy has posted on you-tube. I'm guessing this is very much a made-up persona. He is trying very hard to get noticed, and it is working.


At least I hope this is a made up persona.

BuckeyeRedleg
09-14-2007, 03:50 PM
This isn't the first freaky video this guy has posted on you-tube. I'm guessing this is very much a made-up persona. He is trying very hard to get noticed, and it is working.

The sad thing is, he's still more entertaining than Britney.

RedDevil
09-14-2007, 09:45 PM
Wait since when is Chris a girl's name?

guttle11
09-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Leave Chris Crocker Alone!!!

BoydsOfSummer
09-14-2007, 11:27 PM
I think it's fake.
And was that guy in a sack or something?

Quick! Somebody tie the sack up and toss it in the river! What a goob.

Sea Ray
09-15-2007, 10:13 AM
This isn't the first freaky video this guy has posted on you-tube. I'm guessing this is very much a made-up persona. He is trying very hard to get noticed, and it is working.





Why would anyone want to get noticed for that?

I also agree with GAC. I couldn't believe this was a "guy".

Dom Heffner
09-16-2007, 11:18 AM
I also agree with GAC. I couldn't believe this was a "guy".

Do you know all there is to know about the crying game?

Sea Ray
09-16-2007, 11:53 AM
Do you know all there is to know about the crying game?

Can't say I do but the frosted hair, mascara ...have me a little worried

mole44
09-16-2007, 12:38 PM
all this time I thought that was an ugly chick...wow

Falls City Beer
09-17-2007, 09:25 AM
all this time I thought that was an ugly chick...wow

The lip fuzz gave him away. Though it doesn't always....

OnBaseMachine
09-17-2007, 07:54 PM
My guess is, Chris Crocker likes pickles.

RedDevil
09-17-2007, 08:02 PM
The lip fuzz gave him away. Though it doesn't always....

Some women have lip fuzz

WVRedsFan
09-17-2007, 09:32 PM
That was touching. I liked the one where he wanted us to leave Bob Boone alone more, though.

Make him leave us along first..oops, a few years too late. Old age is hell...:D

GAC
09-18-2007, 12:27 PM
It just came to me who this character looks like...


http://www.yuddy.com/articleimages/boy%20georgeNjA2.jpg

"Do you really want to hurt me?"




Some women have lip fuzz

only European ones.... and alcohol (consumption) removes it. ;)

SteelSD
09-27-2007, 12:07 AM
As a follow-up, I just wanted to post the following link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbMEA59-wGA&mode=related&search=

That's Chris Crocker in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel. At @1:20 into the video, Kimmel asked Crocker if he was really crying. Prior to answering the question, Crocker produced a pretty pronounced micro-expression (@1:24 seconds) indicating that his response was a lie, and he's hamming it up in the interview big time.

Frankly, I think the guy is a very very smart fellow who's attempting to parlay his act into the kind of recognition he's currently getting. I don't at all think he's crazy. Based on what I've seen from the kid, I think he'd be hilarious if given the right TV or movie role. Yeah, he might be a bit "tweaked", but I've yet to see a performer who isn't at some point.

Personally, I respect what he's done with his self-promotion sans agent and have certainly seen less funny stuff from infinitely more well-known actors. The guy knows his audience and he isn't afraid to make a fool of himself to get himself recognized. IMHO, there are far worse things to be.

WMR
09-27-2007, 12:09 AM
As a follow-up, I just wanted to post the following link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbMEA59-wGA&mode=related&search=

That's Chris Crocker in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel. At @1:20 into the video, Kimmel asked Crocker if he was really crying. Prior to answering the question, Crocker produced a pretty pronounced micro-expression (@1:24 seconds) indicating that his response was a lie, and he's hamming it up in the interview big time.

Frankly, I think the guy is a very very smart fellow who's attempting to parlay his act into the kind of recognition he's currently getting. I don't at all think he's crazy. Based on what I've seen from the kid, I think he'd be hilarious if given the right TV or movie role. Yeah, he might be a bit "tweaked", but I've yet to see a performer who isn't at some point.

Personally, I respect what he's done with his self-promotion sans agent and have certainly seen less funny stuff from infinitely more well-known actors. The guy knows his audience and he isn't afraid to make a fool of himself to get himself recognized. IMHO, there are far worse things to be.

I propose Marc Ecko launch him into space.

Unassisted
09-27-2007, 11:54 AM
Frankly, I think the guy is a very very smart fellow who's attempting to parlay his act into the kind of recognition he's currently getting. I don't at all think he's crazy.
I saw a clip on YouTube of his appearance on Jerry Springer. He openly admitted that he was aiming to get some Hollywood exposure out of his clips on YT and he claimed to have some higher-profile projects in the works. Nothing crazy or accidental about it.

If his quest for celebrity works, I don't look forward to the inevitable attempts to top it.

Blimpie
09-27-2007, 08:47 PM
I propose Marc Ecko launch him into space.We have a winner....

GAC
09-27-2007, 09:25 PM
Frankly, I think the guy is a very very smart fellow who's attempting to parlay his act into the kind of recognition he's currently getting.

I first want a chromosone count to verify that this is even a guy. ;)

WMR
09-27-2007, 09:39 PM
I first want a chromosone count to verify that this is even a guy. ;)

He's more manly than Brady Quinn!!! ;)

paintmered
11-01-2007, 11:01 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128340601289062500leavebritney.jpg

Part of me thought that I shouldn't return this thread to life, but the joke has a life of its own now...

sonny
11-02-2007, 03:48 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128340601289062500leavebritney.jpg

Part of me thought that I shouldn't return this thread to life, but the joke has a life of its own now...

Funny thing is, that cat probably has a bigger sense of responsibility than Britney.

Degenerate39
11-02-2007, 06:13 AM
Part of me thought that I shouldn't return this thread to life, but the joke has a life of its own now...

Leave this thread alone!

RichRed
11-02-2007, 01:48 PM
Leave this thread alone!

Leave paintmered alone!

traderumor
11-02-2007, 09:13 PM
Personally, I respect what he's done with his self-promotion sans agent and have certainly seen less funny stuff from infinitely more well-known actors. The guy knows his audience and he isn't afraid to make a fool of himself to get himself recognized. IMHO, there are far worse things to be.I wonder if he eats worms for a nickle, also?