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texasdave
09-19-2007, 10:52 PM
Twenty-five years between playoff berths is enough to drive a fan crazy. Now here's your proof. :beerme:

www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com

It's either that or they didn't build enough restrooms into Miller Park.

Concession stands selling Depends are popping up right outside the stadium. WYBBP (Wet Yourself But Be Prepared)

wally post
09-19-2007, 10:55 PM
OH man... this is SERIOUS.

KronoRed
09-20-2007, 01:52 AM
....why?

jmcclain19
09-20-2007, 01:56 AM
I just peed my pants.

Oh wait..you mean pee my pants for the Brewers? Uh yeah, just kidding about that. Who pees their pants?

texasdave
09-20-2007, 08:49 AM
Billy Madison peed his pants. All the kids thought that was so cool. It even helped Billy gain the affection of that hot teacher chick. Peeing your pants can pay off big-time.

Edskin
09-20-2007, 08:50 AM
Great, this guy stole my idea for Reds fans next year. On to plan "B" or plan "Number 2" if you get my drift :)

dabvu2498
09-20-2007, 09:07 AM
Billy Madison peed his pants. All the kids thought that was so cool. It even helped Billy gain the affection of that hot teacher chick. Peeing your pants can pay off big-time.

"If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis."

The "Methods" section of that site is pretty fantastic.

GAC
09-20-2007, 09:18 AM
Took me 7 years of extreme counseling to cure me of that. Why would I want to go back?

I prefer the silent but deadly approach....

fart our way into the post-season!

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/fart001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Johnny Footstool
09-20-2007, 12:39 PM
It's only a matter of time before someone gets in a tragic drunk driving accident following a Brewers game, and their family sues the team for having a name that promotes drinking.

cincinnati chili
09-20-2007, 01:57 PM
It's only a matter of time before someone gets in a tragic drunk driving accident following a Brewers game, and their family sues the team for having a name that promotes drinking.

I never thought of that. It seems like they've indeed downplayed Bernie the Brewer lately. Maybe paranoia

I went to a Division III small college, and the Brewers were our mascot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassar_College). The college was founded in the mid 19th century, largely on the proceeds of beer.

As far as "pee your pants...."

Months ago, I started a thread about this petition when only about 100 people had signed it.

I guess people are jumping on the bandwagon.

BuckWoody
09-20-2007, 05:36 PM
http://offoffbway.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/john_c__reilly.jpg
I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.

GoReds33
09-20-2007, 08:52 PM
I have no clue what I would do the next time the Reds make the playoffs. It probably won't be peeing my pants though.

BoxingRed
09-20-2007, 09:02 PM
I have no clue what I would do the next time the Reds make the playoffs. It probably won't be peeing my pants though.

Don't count on it, you might be 85 by the time the Reds make the playoffs again.:(

GoReds33
09-20-2007, 09:09 PM
Don't count on it, you might be 85 by the time the Reds make the playoffs again.:(It's uncontrolable at that point though.:)

Degenerate39
09-21-2007, 04:29 PM
"If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis."

That's the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life!