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Chip R
09-21-2007, 10:26 AM
From the same city that brought you this

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62159

comes this

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070920/NEWS/70920004/1001

MrCinatit
09-21-2007, 11:00 AM
Why do I now have a feeling John "Bluto" Blutarsky came from Des Moines?

Unassisted
09-21-2007, 11:41 AM
Produce can be dangerous in lovers' quarrels. We had a local TV reporter who assaulted her boyfriend by throwing an apple at his head.

People with volatile significant others in the house should be careful when choosing fruits and vegetables to keep on hand. ;)

Johnny Footstool
09-21-2007, 11:47 AM
I think Des Moines is going to give rise a Zucchini serial killer one day soon.

GAC
09-21-2007, 11:51 AM
I can understand using an onion in Iowa.

Corn is too invaluable.

Ever here of the corn stalk-er? ;)

texasdave
09-21-2007, 02:42 PM
Ever here of the corn stalk-er? ;)


Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground. :D

GAC
09-21-2007, 03:30 PM
Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground. :D

I think Children of the Corn was filmed in Iowa..... from home movies. ;)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/4078/malachai2.jpg

UKFlounder
09-21-2007, 07:41 PM
I think Children of the Corn was filmed in Iowa..... from home movies. ;)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/4078/malachai2.jpg

Is there a kernel of truth to that story?

(Sorry,that just popped into my head)

:p:

MrCinatit
09-21-2007, 07:49 PM
Obviously, that town needs a couple of unique self-defense classes taught.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa219/MrCinatit/selfdefe.jpg

After all, one never knows when one will have to defend oneself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit.

texasdave
09-22-2007, 12:33 AM
Is there a kernel of truth to that story?

(Sorry,that just popped into my head)

:p:

You're just trying to butter GAC up. :D

camisadelgolf
09-22-2007, 04:31 AM
First Cheetos, and now an onion . . . Next thing you know, we'll be reading about someone tossing salad.

GAC
09-22-2007, 04:47 AM
I'd have to say this thread has gone pretty corny.

UKFlounder
09-22-2007, 04:29 PM
A-maize-ing observation GAC.

texasdave
09-22-2007, 04:47 PM
This thread may be too far down the road to be 'cob'bled. At the very least it would require a 'husk'y effort.

UKFlounder
09-22-2007, 05:12 PM
Ah, shucks!