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Chip R
09-26-2007, 04:06 PM
According to a Boston ice cream company.

http://www.imdb.com/news/sb/2007-09-26/#3

Yachtzee
09-26-2007, 05:03 PM
According to a Boston ice cream company.

http://www.imdb.com/news/sb/2007-09-26/#3

How did "When Harry Met Sally" sneak in there?

Johnny Footstool
09-26-2007, 05:13 PM
"There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."

Rojo
09-26-2007, 05:21 PM
"Top of the world, ma."

redsmetz
09-26-2007, 05:25 PM
How did "When Harry Met Sally" sneak in there?

I my goodness, that's probably one of the funniest lines in any movie as set up in the scene. People were rolling in the aisles on that one.

Roy Tucker
09-26-2007, 05:39 PM
I like this list better.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/22/film.moviequotes.list.ap/index.html

WMR
09-26-2007, 05:48 PM
"HEY MAN, have you ever looked at the stars.... ON WEED?"

Degenerate39
09-26-2007, 05:55 PM
"I'm Batman"

WMR
09-26-2007, 06:00 PM
"I've got a pool... and a pond... pond'd be good for you."

HotCorner
09-26-2007, 06:05 PM
"Show me the money!"

redsmetz
09-26-2007, 06:36 PM
I like this list better.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/22/film.moviequotes.list.ap/index.html

I think the AFI list is more representative of classic movie lines.

FIRELEFT
09-26-2007, 06:37 PM
"Ask my wife, she's got more sense."
Raising Arizona

redsmetz
09-26-2007, 07:34 PM
It's funny, in our family we've picked out the little obscure lines and say them from time to time. In the Wizard of Oz, the Scarecrow (I think) asks Dorothy if she thought the Wizard might give him a brain and all Dorothy says is "I couldn't say". So my kids would ask me a question as they were growing up and I'd just say "I couldn't say". Of course, maybe I just wanted to dispell any illusions that Dad knew it all (not that they ever believed that after they started school).

jimbo
09-26-2007, 07:45 PM
"Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?"

ThatPitchIsDunn
09-26-2007, 08:09 PM
"I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley."

GAC
09-26-2007, 10:15 PM
A couple from Airplane....

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

"Didn't you get the memo?" - Office Space

Some of my favorite Eastwood quotes...

"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." (The Rookie)

"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." (Dirty Harry)

"A man's got to know his limitations." (Magnum Force)

cincinnati chili
09-26-2007, 10:16 PM
I want these muther-&^%^& snakes off this muther-&&&&& plane.

DTCromer
09-26-2007, 10:20 PM
Would you say I have a plethora of pinattas?

WMR
09-26-2007, 10:21 PM
I want these muther-&^%^& snakes off this muther-&&&&& plane.

SAY WHAT AGAIN!

vaticanplum
09-26-2007, 10:24 PM
I coulda been a contender.

Caveat Emperor
09-26-2007, 10:31 PM
":blank: it Dude, let's go bowling..."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

and, an all time personal favorite of mine: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

WMR
09-26-2007, 10:36 PM
":blank: it Dude, let's go bowling..."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"

and, an all time personal favorite of mine: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

The Chinaman is not the issue!

GoReds33
09-26-2007, 10:38 PM
You had me at hello needed to be higher. I think I would have put "Joey, do you like gladiator movies?" in there somewhere.

jimbo
09-26-2007, 10:50 PM
Some of my favorite Eastwood quotes...


There are some great Eastwood quotes. How about this one?

"Any son of a b!tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

Yachtzee
09-26-2007, 11:23 PM
"He chose poorly." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Razor Shines
09-27-2007, 12:39 AM
"At least he got to see the show." - Dante's Peak

How the hell did they miss that one?:)

WMR
09-27-2007, 12:59 AM
There are some great Eastwood quotes. How about this one?

"Any son of a b!tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

Oh man that movie is awesome when he goes into psycho killer mode. :cool:

Caveat Emperor
09-27-2007, 02:22 AM
"At least he got to see the show." - Dante's Peak

How the hell did they miss that one?:)

If we're going to go slightly off the beaten path for quotes:

"We've got a blind date with destiny, and it looks like she just ordered the lobster!" - Mystery Men

"This guy once threw at his own kid in a father/son game." - Major League

oneupper
09-27-2007, 07:19 AM
"It's GOOD to be the King" - History of the World Part I

oneupper
09-27-2007, 07:45 AM
Some Mae West Favorites:

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men"
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked"
"Between two evils, I always try the one I never tried before"
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

mth123
09-27-2007, 07:46 AM
I love this topic. A few of my favorites not already mentioned:

"Asps. Very Dangerous. You go First." - Raiders of the Lost Ark

"... seing how this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, you gotta ask your self a question. Do I feel lucky?" - Dirty Harry

"pay no attentioon to the man behind the curtain" - the Wizard of Oz

RedsBaron
09-27-2007, 07:54 AM
"A man's got to know his limitations." (Magnum Force)

I've used that quote in closing argument in jury trials.
Afew others I've liked:
"That'll be the day."-John Wayne in "The Searchers." That line inspired Buddy Holly to write the song of the same title.
"Fill your hand, you son of a *****."-John Wayne in "True Grit."
"It's not the years, it's the mileage."-Harrison Ford in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
"Hey...Dad....Wanna Have A Catch?"-Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams."

MrCinatit
09-27-2007, 08:12 AM
"Gentlemen! You can't fight here! This is the War Room!"
and
"Mein Fuerur! I can walk!"
or
"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones."
or
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more then ten to twenty million killed, tops."
or
"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."
or
"Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

"Don't ask me about my family, Kate."
or
"I know it was you, Fredo."

"Attica!"

"I'm out of order, you're out of order, we're all out of order!"

"I am not the Messiah!"
or
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'."

SandyD
09-27-2007, 08:56 AM
I want these muther-&^%^& snakes off this muther-&&&&& plane.

from the same movie:

"time is tissue"

but that one is kind of wierd out of context

Gainesville Red
09-27-2007, 09:12 AM
"You're out of your element, Donny." -Big Lebowski.

redsmetz
09-27-2007, 09:22 AM
My kids would often quote the line from The Sandlot: "You're killing me Smalls!"

RedsFan75
09-27-2007, 09:22 AM
"Juuuuuust a bit outside"

"They call me Mister Tibbs."

"Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

And for good measure
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

KittyDuran
09-27-2007, 10:30 AM
Some Mae West Favorites:

"When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better"
"It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men"
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked"
"Between two evils, I always try the one I never tried before"
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Hat check girl exclaimed, "Goodness, what lovely diamonds." West replied, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

Johnny Footstool
09-27-2007, 10:31 AM
"I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?"

RFS62
09-27-2007, 11:45 AM
Many, many great lines from Raising Arizona....

"OK then" is the one I still use. They use it throughout the movie. Here's one scene...

Parole guy: HI, do you feel as if you've reformed yourself?

HI: Yes sir, I do.

Parole guy: Now, you're not just telling us what we wanna hear?

HI: No sir, hope to say.

Parole guy: 'Cause we just wanna hear the truth.

HI: Well . . . then I guess I am telling you what you wanna hear.

Parole guy: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

HI: Yes sir.

Parole guy: Okay, then.


and another favorite....

Evelle to the Grocery Clerk: These balloons blow up into any funny shapes and all?

Grocery Clerk: No sir. Less'n round is funny.

westofyou
09-27-2007, 11:48 AM
I can eat 50 eggs.

And my all time favorite Ron Slater


* George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

* Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

* Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky **** goin' on there. And it's green too.

jimbo
09-27-2007, 01:23 PM
I have no doubt many of you will know what classic comedy these came from.

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left."

"It's just a flesh wound."

"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together."

"Bring out yer dead."

SunDeck
09-27-2007, 01:35 PM
My three personal favorites:

"Never heard of it" - Donald Sutherland in Dirty Dozen

"Son, you got a panty on your head" - store clerk, Raising Arizona

"I am not an actor I'm a MOVIE STAR" - Peter O'Toole, My Favorite Year

Highlifeman21
09-27-2007, 02:23 PM
The Chinaman is not the issue!

and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian-American, please.

RichRed
09-27-2007, 02:33 PM
"You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."

-- Doyle, "Sling Blade"

"Get busy living or get busy dying."

-- Andy, "Shawshank Redemption"

Gainesville Red
09-27-2007, 02:42 PM
"So you're saying there's a chance?"

dabvu2498
09-27-2007, 02:43 PM
"Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet."

minus5
09-27-2007, 02:51 PM
A few of my favorites:



Come get some ;Army of Darkness

Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares :Army of Darkness

I heard you were dead. : Escape from New York

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!: Planet Of The Apes

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!: Planet Of The Apes

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings: It’s a Wonderful Life

A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town: It’s a Wonderful Life

My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding! Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...[checking his pocket] There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas : It’s a Wonderful Life

Sure we shadowed him:
Tuesday we sit outside his house all day, but he no home.
Wednesday we went to the ball game, he fool us and no show up.
Thrusday he go to the ball game, but we fool him and we no show up.
Friday it was a double header, nobody show up, so we stay home and listened to it on the radio.
Trnetino: Then you didn't shadow Firefly?
Chicolini: Oh, sure we shadow Firefly. We shadow him all day.
Trentino: But what day was that?
Chicolini: Shadowday. Hahaha. That's-a some joke, eh, Boss?: Duck Soup

Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! : Tombstone

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds: Tombstone

Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.: Tombstone

I'm your huckleberry: Tombstone

I never drink, wine: Dracula

They're coming to get you, Barbara! They're coming for you!" : Night Of The Living Dead

Today is a good day to die : Little Big Man

jimbo
09-27-2007, 03:16 PM
"So you're saying there's a chance?"

:lol: That's a classic.

Yachtzee
09-27-2007, 03:47 PM
I have no doubt many of you will know what classic comedy these came from.

"Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left."

"It's just a flesh wound."

"You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together."

"Bring out yer dead."

A friend of mine went to the castle in Scotland where they filmed the "Taunting Frenchmen" scene. They actually gave him two halves of a coconut to bang together while he did the tour.

rotnoid
09-27-2007, 03:58 PM
Some of my favorites:

"We're not just doing this for money, we're doing it for a #%!^ load of money" -Spaceballs

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. --from Unforgiven

"You motorboatin' son of a ..." -Wedding Crashers

Kim Bassinger: "Take me Garth"
Dana Carvey: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket" -Waynes World 2

minus5
09-27-2007, 04:43 PM
If I didnt have puke breath, I'd kiss ya.

Roy Tucker
09-27-2007, 05:00 PM
"That's a Smith and Wesson. You've had your six." - Dr. No
"Excuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles
"I'm a zit!" - Animal House
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Office Space
"Leave the gun; take the cannolis." - The Godfather
"There is no spoon." - The Matrix
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - Caddyshack
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it." - The Maltese Falcon

Ltlabner
09-27-2007, 05:08 PM
I ain't got time to bleed.

Yachtzee
09-27-2007, 05:22 PM
Star Wars quotes:

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."

"No, I am your father."

"Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."

"Uh, we had a slight malfunction, but…uh, everything's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"

"What an incredible smell you've discovered."

"Do or do not. There is no try."

WMR
09-27-2007, 05:27 PM
Star Wars quotes:

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."

"No, I am your father."

"Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."

"Uh, we had a slight malfunction, but…uh, everything's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"

"What an incredible smell you've discovered."

"Do or do not. There is no try."

Judging by Cedric's stories, sound more like an apt description of the Seattle Seahawk's stadium.

Chip R
09-27-2007, 05:55 PM
I don't think the heavy stuff's going to come down for awhile.

No one makes me bleed my own blood.

Johnny Footstool
09-27-2007, 05:56 PM
Star Wars quotes:

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."

"No, I am your father."

"Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."

"Uh, we had a slight malfunction, but…uh, everything's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"

"What an incredible smell you've discovered."

"Do or do not. There is no try."

My favorite quote from Episode IV was the off-hand conversation being carried on by the Stormtroopers as Obi-Wan was shutting down the tractor beam.

"Have you seen those new PT-16?"

"Yeah, some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's...quite a thing to see."

jimbo
09-27-2007, 07:20 PM
No one makes me bleed my own blood.

"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"

pedro
09-27-2007, 07:24 PM
If I'm here and your here, isn't our time?

-Spicoli.

pedro
09-27-2007, 07:30 PM
Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

SandyD
09-27-2007, 08:22 PM
"Time for go to bed" Tor Johnson, The Unearthly

"The Prince of Darkness bids you good morning." Seven Dwarves to the Rescue

"Can your heart stand the shocking facts about graverobbers from outer space?" Plan 9 from Outer Space

"When we get back to the home planet, the high council may well sentence you to TORTURE!!" Teenagers from Outer Space

"You're not really dead when you die" The Dead Talk Back

"To feel like a hue-man ... to love like a hue-man" Robot Monster

"Dropo, you're the laziest man on Mars" Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

"You cannot stop, you cannot stop, faster, faster, you cannot stop" The Hypnotic Eye

"I hate that queen" Queen of Outer Space

"I can open your mind like a key and lock" Brain from Planet Arous

pedro
09-27-2007, 08:25 PM
Hey Boo.

nate
09-27-2007, 08:30 PM
"Wake up, time to die!"

deltachi8
09-27-2007, 08:37 PM
Would you say I have a plethora of pinattas?

http://www.floorpie.net/media/elguapo.jpg

I also like:

"I caught you a delicious bass." - Napoleon Dynamite

"I’m the player to be named later. " - Crash Davis

"Are we black?" - Jim "The Waco Kid"

"I am McLovin" - Foggel

Matt700wlw
09-27-2007, 08:38 PM
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/happygilmorebarkerfight11.jpg"The Price is Wrong... _______"

BoydsOfSummer
09-27-2007, 08:45 PM
Doc Holliday:"Do you believe in friendship, Wyatt Earp?

Wyatt Earp: "Yes"

Doc: "so, do you have many friends?"

Earp: <nods no>

Doc: "John here has been a friend to me when most men would not".

Doc: "Dave Rudebaugh is an ignorant scoundrel, I dissaprove of his very exsistence"

Doc: "I've considered ending it several times, myself. But, self-control got the better of me..."

MrCinatit
09-27-2007, 08:46 PM
"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas - how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."

"How did you get the beans above the frank??!!??"
or
"Is that...is that hair gel?"
or
"We got a bleeder!"

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

Matt700wlw
09-27-2007, 08:48 PM
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

deltachi8
09-27-2007, 09:14 PM
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Gainesville Red
09-27-2007, 10:50 PM
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

-Talking about "The Lamp" in "A Christmas Story."

Yachtzee
09-27-2007, 11:39 PM
My favorite quote from Episode IV was the off-hand conversation being carried on by the Stormtroopers as Obi-Wan was shutting down the tractor beam.

"Have you seen those new PT-16?"

"Yeah, some of the other guys were telling me about it. They say it's...quite a thing to see."

That's a good one. Of course the one my brother, sister and I always enjoy is when Luke gets all whiny about having to do some chores. "But I was going to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!"

Razor Shines
09-28-2007, 12:32 AM
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.

Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?

Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.

Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man? - Bottle Rocket

GAC
09-28-2007, 09:28 AM
Doc Holliday:"Do you believe in friendship, Wyatt Earp?

Wyatt Earp: "Yes"

Doc: "so, do you have many friends?"

Earp: <nods no>

Doc: "John here has been a friend to me when most men would not".

Doc: "Dave Rudebaugh is an ignorant scoundrel, I dissaprove of his very exsistence"

Doc: "I've considered ending it several times, myself. But, self-control got the better of me..."

The "other" Earp movie (Tombstone) has several fantastic lines. I thought Val Kilmer gave a memorable performance as Doc Holliday.

Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

Doc: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Doc: I'm your huckleberry

Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of himself. And he can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): What does he want?
Doc Holliday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Revenge.
Wyatt Earp (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): For what?
Doc Holliday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Bein' born

McMasters: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
McMasters: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc: ...I don't.

Marshal: “Never saw a rich man that didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.”
Wyatt: “I already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money too.”

GAC
09-28-2007, 09:38 AM
Some more Nicholson (Batman)....

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

This town needs an enema!

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

dabvu2498
09-28-2007, 09:49 AM
"Are you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here???"

IowaRed
09-28-2007, 10:29 AM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stop saying that!

No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Anybody want a peanut?

INCONCEIVABLE

IowaRed
09-28-2007, 10:32 AM
Do you like apples?
Yeah.
Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Johnny Footstool
09-28-2007, 11:05 AM
Hey Boo.

One of my favorite Bobby Duvall performances.


The "other" Earp movie (Tombstone) has several fantastic lines. I thought Val Kilmer gave a memorable performance as Doc Holliday.

Billy Bob Thornton as Johnny Tyler delivered this gem, which I still use when playing poker with the guys:

"It's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids, you nerve-wrackin' sons-of-b**hes!"

RichRed
09-28-2007, 02:40 PM
"You're so money and you don't even know it." -- Swingers

Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yea we have it.
Customer: Great great... Well, can I have it?
Barry: No, you can't.
Customer: Why not?!
Barry: Beacause it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall!
Customer: What's your problem?!
Barry: Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?

-- High Fidelity

oneupper
09-28-2007, 08:34 PM
NO! (Marcel Marceau - Silent Movie)

BTW R.I.P. Marcel.

RedsBaron
10-03-2007, 07:50 AM
Billy Bob Thornton as Johnny Tyler delivered this gem, which I still use when playing poker with the guys:

"It's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids, you nerve-wrackin' sons-of-b**hes!"

If someone comes up to you during those card games and says something such as "No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you," I'd recommend you not argue with him. Otherwise, you may soon hear the same guy ask you "You gonna do something? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" ;)

ThirdBaseCoach
10-03-2007, 09:34 AM
Carl, Slingblade, looking at a lawnmower that Scooter couldn't fix.........

"Ain't got no gas in it."

Johnny Footstool
10-03-2007, 11:17 AM
If someone comes up to you during those card games and says something such as "No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you," I'd recommend you not argue with him. Otherwise, you may soon hear the same guy ask you "You gonna do something? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" ;)

Not me. I pipe in with, "Skin that smoke-wagon and see what happens... "

Razor Shines
10-03-2007, 02:21 PM
Another Billy Bob quote. This one from Bad Santa:

"You know, I think I've turned a corner.............. I beat the s### out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."

oneupper
10-03-2007, 02:22 PM
"We could get killed, or worse: EXPELLED!"

Hermoine Granger "Harry Potter I" (IIRC).

gonelong
10-03-2007, 03:19 PM
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

GL

Roy Tucker
10-03-2007, 04:05 PM
More Jack...

"This used to be a hell of a good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it".

RedsBaron
10-03-2007, 06:03 PM
Not me. I pipe in with, "Skin that smoke-wagon and see what happens... "

"I'll be your huckleberry."
"You're a daisy if you do."

Sweetstop
10-03-2007, 06:43 PM
"I'll be your huckleberry."


Ah, yes, sweet Doc.

redsmetz
10-03-2007, 10:29 PM
My wife and I just watched My Favorite Year tonight. Peter O'Toole plays a washed up swashbuckler actor (ala Errol Flynn) appearing on a live TV comedy show.

Two lines jumped out at me, both by O'Toole:

[Quoting another actor on his deathbed] "Death is easy, comedy is hard"

And my favorite: I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!

Chip R
10-03-2007, 10:55 PM
My wife and I just watched My Favorite Year tonight. Peter O'Toole plays a washed up swashbuckler actor (ala Errol Flynn) appearing on a live TV comedy show.

Two lines jumped out at me, both by O'Toole:

[Quoting another actor on his deathbed] "Death is easy, comedy is hard"

And my favorite: I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!


Great movie. O'Toole got a lot of great one-liners in there. One of my favorites was when he was in the ladies room and he was going to pee and Selma Diamond tells him, "This is for ladies only." O'Toole replies, "So is this, mum. But every once in a while I have to run a little water through it."

Stone: I thnk I'm going to be unwell
Swann: Ladies are unwell, Stone. Gentemen vomit.