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GAC
12-19-2007, 09:14 PM
My buddy came into work last night and said his Mom hit a couch..... WITH HER CAR!

He said his Mom and Dad were driving along, and there it was in the middle of the road...... Bam!

He says both his parent's eyesight is not that great, and I believe him. I call him Radar because he looks just like the MASH character, thick pop bottle glasses and all.

His Dad thought it was a deer. :lol:

RedFanAlways1966
12-19-2007, 09:28 PM
http://theburningriver.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/tim-couch-hat.jpg

I hope he is okay. After all the punishment he took with the porous o-line during his days in Cleveland, getting hit by a car might seem lame. Sad to hear that he is so depressed that he is laying in the middle of a road.

OnBaseMachine
12-19-2007, 09:30 PM
A lot of folks in Morgantown, WV are missing their couches...

MrCinatit
12-19-2007, 09:32 PM
Was it a wild one, or a tame one. The wild ones will eat almost anything: loose change, potato chips, remotes. The tame ones are usually wearing doilies and fluffy pillows.
In Miami County, they have been handing out extra couch hunting licenses to thin out the herds.

RedFanAlways1966
12-19-2007, 09:34 PM
His Dad thought it was a deer. :lol:

Dad must hate strikeouts (not just another out!) and told Mom to run it over...

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/rob_deer_autograph.jpg

RANDY IN INDY
12-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Rodriguez's moving truck lost it on the way to Ann Arbour. He said he knew there was a problem when the truck driver was humming "Country Roads" before he took off.

Chip R
12-20-2007, 01:53 AM
The couch's a clever little bastard. You can track him for days and days until you really get to know him like a friend. He knows you're there, and you know he's there. It's a game of wits. You hate him, then you respect him, then you kill him.

TeamMorris
12-20-2007, 09:43 PM
:laugh:OMG!! Made me laugh out loud GAC! Definitely not something you hear everyday! Glad everyone is OK though.

GAC
12-20-2007, 09:55 PM
The state trooper put two slugs in the couch to ease it's pain and suffering. It seems it broke both it's legs in the collision.

Men everywhere shed a tear since we hold such a strong affection for couches, and feel no couch deserves such a fate.

KittyDuran
12-20-2007, 11:11 PM
http://theburningriver.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/tim-couch-hat.jpg

I hope he is okay. After all the punishment he took with the porous o-line during his days in Cleveland, getting hit by a car might seem lame. Sad to hear that he is so depressed that he is laying in the middle of a road.I thought the same thing when I saw this thread - and coming from GAC, a Browns fan...:D