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Highlifeman21
01-24-2008, 12:34 PM
http://www.livescience.com/health/top_10_badthings_good-1.html

10. Beer
9. Anger
8. Coffee
7. LSD
6. Sunlight
5. Maggots
4. Marijuana
3. Red Wine
2. Chocolate
1. Sex

Click on the link, and it'll walk you through all 10 with a description of each.

Bip Roberts
01-24-2008, 12:35 PM
How on earth is beer not number 1

TRF
01-24-2008, 03:24 PM
How on earth is beer not number 1

Why on earth would you ever put beer before sex?

BRM
01-24-2008, 03:33 PM
How is sex a bad thing?

Highlifeman21
01-24-2008, 05:25 PM
How is sex a bad thing?

I wondered the same thing.

TC81190
01-24-2008, 05:26 PM
LSD? Seriously?

Bip Roberts
01-24-2008, 10:26 PM
Why on earth would you ever put beer before sex?

Because i home brew and it doesnt try to talk to me... unless i drink a lot of it.

Matt700wlw
01-24-2008, 10:28 PM
http://www.livescience.com/health/top_10_badthings_good-1.html

7. LSD

4. Marijuana

1. Sex



Those dirty hippies were onto something ;)

cincinnati chili
01-24-2008, 10:35 PM
LSD? Seriously? I was wondering the same thing.

LSD
We're definitely not in the business of advocating drug use. But check out this interesting science: In heavy drinkers, small doses of LSD have been thought to help bypass the rock-bottom stage of alcoholism and prevent relapses. These studiesesome decades oldewere done in closely monitored, clinical settings; many patients haven't had a drink in the many years since. It's an interesting finding that needs a lot more investigation, and not a remedy that should ever be tried at home. Meantimeeand this may come as no surpriseea recent study of 36 volunteers who took an LSD-like drug in a lab setting had them reporting mystical experiences and behavior changes that lasted for weeks.

Yachtzee
01-24-2008, 10:47 PM
I was wondering the same thing.

LSD
We're definitely not in the business of advocating drug use. But check out this interesting science: In heavy drinkers, small doses of LSD have been thought to help bypass the rock-bottom stage of alcoholism and prevent relapses. These studiesesome decades oldewere done in closely monitored, clinical settings; many patients haven't had a drink in the many years since. It's an interesting finding that needs a lot more investigation, and not a remedy that should ever be tried at home. Meantimeeand this may come as no surpriseea recent study of 36 volunteers who took an LSD-like drug in a lab setting had them reporting mystical experiences and behavior changes that lasted for weeks.

Now if they could just get rid of those nasty side effects, like losing touch with reality and walking into traffic, maybe they'd be onto something.

cincinnati chili
01-24-2008, 10:53 PM
Now if they could just get rid of those nasty side effects, like losing touch with reality and walking into traffic, maybe they'd be onto something.

Probably the most dangerous thing about LSD - from what I understand... never did it (seriously) - is that you don't know what other stuff is in it. It's not like the FDA checks it out It's never been exactly "good" for you, but my burnout friends from the 60's tell me that it's not the pure stuff they used to get in the bad old days.

BoydsOfSummer
01-25-2008, 12:52 AM
Sex on LSD whilst listening to "The Wall". Yes I've been experienced. Levitra has nothing on that, believe me.

Chip R
01-25-2008, 10:10 AM
Why on earth would you ever put beer before sex?


One reason could be that at times beer leads to sex whereas without that beer there would be no sex. Of course too much beer could mean no sex at all.

registerthis
01-25-2008, 10:45 AM
Of course too much beer could mean no sex at all.

Or really, really bad sex.

Bip Roberts
01-25-2008, 12:25 PM
Or really, really bad sex.

or an excuse to have a few night riders

vaticanplum
01-25-2008, 04:59 PM
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f60e2755a9

BoydsOfSummer
01-25-2008, 05:04 PM
:laugh:Outstanding!

Hap
01-26-2008, 04:46 AM
I was wondering the same thing.

LSD
We're definitely not in the business of advocating drug use. But check out this interesting science: In heavy drinkers, small doses of LSD have been thought to help bypass the rock-bottom stage of alcoholism and prevent relapses. These studiesesome decades oldewere done in closely monitored, clinical settings; many patients haven't had a drink in the many years since. It's an interesting finding that needs a lot more investigation, and not a remedy that should ever be tried at home. Meantimeeand this may come as no surpriseea recent study of 36 volunteers who took an LSD-like drug in a lab setting had them reporting mystical experiences and behavior changes that lasted for weeks.

It has also been my experience that LSD can and will scare the living crap out of the user and make the user swear to himself that he/she will make changes in his/her lifestyle.

GAC
01-26-2008, 06:10 AM
We're definitely not in the business of advocating drug use. But check out this interesting science: In heavy drinkers, small doses of LSD have been thought to help bypass the rock-bottom stage of alcoholism and prevent relapses. These studiesesome decades oldewere done in closely monitored, clinical settings; many patients haven't had a drink in the many years since.

Hard to drink that beer when it's talking to you! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

GAC
01-26-2008, 06:12 AM
Sex on LSD whilst listening to "The Wall".

Did you yell out Roger Waters name by mistake though? :D

Might be OK until you get to the song "One Of My Turns"....

Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase,
One of my bad days.
Would you like to watch T.V.?
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat?
Would you like to learn to fly?
Would'ya?
Would you like to see me try?

Would you like to call the cops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running away?

Then you hear Gomer Pyle's "surprise, surprise, surprise" in the background. ;)

Raisor
01-26-2008, 08:51 AM
Or really, really bad sex.


Heck, I'm able to generate bad sex on my own.

Maybe the wife will want me to get drunk right before so I have an excuse.

Wait, forget you all read that! I'm a tiger in the sack! Seriously!

uh

moving on.

WebScorpion
01-28-2008, 03:32 PM
It has also been my experience that LSD can and will scare the living crap out of the user and make the user swear to himself that he/she will make changes in his/her lifestyle.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/talk035.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)