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GAC
02-01-2008, 08:04 AM
Idiots?

GAC
02-01-2008, 08:08 AM
Quite often we ask ourselves the question..."What is the definition of an SOB?"

The guy on the right is deactivating a live bomb.

The guy on the left is an SOB. :lol:

GAC
02-01-2008, 08:20 AM
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Caseyfan21
02-01-2008, 08:39 AM
Haha, good stuff. Definitely Friday morning appropriate.

How come you will never find a seagull flying in a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel

traderumor
02-01-2008, 10:47 AM
OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? :D One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

Sea Ray
02-03-2008, 01:56 PM
OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? :D One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.

I'm not so sure. I think the state of the Eric Bedard threads is a joke.:)

Dom Heffner
02-03-2008, 02:05 PM
Where did the Colonel put his army?

In his sleevey.

Thank you, thank you.

GoReds33
02-03-2008, 02:38 PM
OK, this isn't a joke, but is Erik Bedard the first non-Red player to have two threads shut down on his behalf? :D One more, and he will be competing with Adam Dunn for most threads closed where he was the subject.When threads go that long, they are bound to be shut down.