WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

[Dom Heffner]

Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

[SunDeck]

I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

Somebody at that home is a crackpot.

[MrCinatit]

After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.



I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.

[camisadelgolf]

Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

[registerthis]

I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

[Oxilon]

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...

[camisadelgolf]

Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

[Chip R]

What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

[camisadelgolf]

What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

[RedsManRick]

There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.

[Edskin]

I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

Just an everyday thang in the NC!

[BUTLER REDSFAN]

There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist

[Johnny Footstool]

That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!

[cumberlandreds]

Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it.

[rotnoid]

That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months.

[cumberlandreds]

CNN has a picture of the home where this took place. Any guesses? Not too hard to figure out.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html

[RichRed]

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple

It's too good to be true.

http://culturalexploration.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mr_whipple.jpg

[cumberlandreds]

:bowrofl:
I didn't catch that when I read it. This just keeps getting beter.
It's too good to be true.

http://culturalexploration.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mr_whipple.jpg

[SunDeck]

Her husband could have gotten her to come out. These two things can make a person change their mind:

1) Lack of food.
2) Lack of a place to poop.

Since she had #2 covered...or since she had no problems with #2...or insert your own #2 joke here....why did Mr. Einstein keep bringing her food?

[MrCinatit]

She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :p:

[KronoRed]

There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :p:

My keyboard is my friend, 9 years and still going strong;)

[Spring~Fields]

WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

I thought for a moment that the thread was about my mother. :eek:

She doesn't read here, I will be safe. :p:

[GAC]

There goes my record. :D

[RFS62]

There goes my record. :D


You can take it back.

A man's gotta have a dream

[SunDeck]

There goes my record. :D

Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.

[GAC]

You can take it back.

A man's gotta have a dream

It's gonna take a lot of planning, and the best place for that is on da terlet.

Lets see.... to break her record I'd have to be on there till late summer of 2010. I could make it out just in time to watch the Reds vs Tampa Bay in the World Series :p:

[GAC]

Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.

Put a TV and Xbox360 in there and it would be a cake walk for my oldest boy.

[Rocket_Fuel]

At least she has a pot to piss in. ;)