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Dom Heffner
03-12-2008, 05:14 PM
Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

SunDeck
03-12-2008, 05:25 PM
I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

Somebody at that home is a crackpot.

camisadelgolf
03-12-2008, 05:43 PM
Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

MrCinatit
03-12-2008, 05:43 PM
After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.



I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.

registerthis
03-12-2008, 05:46 PM
I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

Oxilon
03-12-2008, 05:47 PM
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...

camisadelgolf
03-12-2008, 06:04 PM
Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

Chip R
03-12-2008, 06:36 PM
What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

camisadelgolf
03-12-2008, 06:44 PM
What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

RedsManRick
03-12-2008, 07:08 PM
There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.

Edskin
03-12-2008, 08:59 PM
I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

Just an everyday thang in the NC!

BUTLER REDSFAN
03-12-2008, 09:39 PM
There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.
Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist

Johnny Footstool
03-12-2008, 10:09 PM
That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!

cumberlandreds
03-13-2008, 09:51 AM
Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it.

rotnoid
03-13-2008, 10:46 AM
That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months.

cumberlandreds
03-13-2008, 11:28 AM
CNN has a picture of the home where this took place. Any guesses? Not too hard to figure out.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html

RichRed
03-13-2008, 01:21 PM
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple

It's too good to be true.

http://culturalexploration.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mr_whipple.jpg

cumberlandreds
03-13-2008, 01:32 PM
:bowrofl:
I didn't catch that when I read it. This just keeps getting beter.

It's too good to be true.

http://culturalexploration.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mr_whipple.jpg

SunDeck
03-13-2008, 03:26 PM
Her husband could have gotten her to come out. These two things can make a person change their mind:

1) Lack of food.
2) Lack of a place to poop.

Since she had #2 covered...or since she had no problems with #2...or insert your own #2 joke here....why did Mr. Einstein keep bringing her food?

MrCinatit
03-13-2008, 03:26 PM
She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :p:

KronoRed
03-13-2008, 03:58 PM
There are some who claim Krono's hands are fused to his keyboard. :p:

My keyboard is my friend, 9 years and still going strong;)

Spring~Fields
03-13-2008, 07:59 PM
WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years

I thought for a moment that the thread was about my mother. :eek:

She doesn't read here, I will be safe. :p:

GAC
03-14-2008, 09:52 AM
There goes my record. :D

RFS62
03-14-2008, 12:17 PM
There goes my record. :D


You can take it back.

A man's gotta have a dream

SunDeck
03-14-2008, 01:41 PM
There goes my record. :D

Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.

GAC
03-14-2008, 08:43 PM
You can take it back.

A man's gotta have a dream

It's gonna take a lot of planning, and the best place for that is on da terlet.

Lets see.... to break her record I'd have to be on there till late summer of 2010. I could make it out just in time to watch the Reds vs Tampa Bay in the World Series :p:

GAC
03-14-2008, 08:46 PM
Wait- don't you have teenagers? Print this article out and post it to your bathroom door for them to read.

Put a TV and Xbox360 in there and it would be a cake walk for my oldest boy.

Rocket_Fuel
03-15-2008, 05:31 PM
At least she has a pot to piss in. ;)