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chicoruiz
08-11-2008, 06:54 PM
...on the trade.

A few starters:

DUNN DEAL!

ADAM BOMB!

or my early favorite:

DUNN TRADED FOR A BUCK AND CHANGE!

BuckeyeRedleg
08-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Freedom (for Adam Dunn) Costs a Buck 'o Five.

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:58 PM
DUNN GONE. LOSING STOPS NOW SAYS BCAST! - Full Story page 1a

Fans realize scoring 1 run per game is really boring - page 67b

SunDeck
08-11-2008, 07:11 PM
Deal Dunn

Bowden Era Dunn

Reds Deal Dunn, Stowe Welcomes New Practice Balls

Big D-Back Donkey

Reds Win!

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:16 PM
Dunn Gone. Bases No Longer Clogged!

Dusty played with Hank Arron - page 3

Caveat Emperor
08-11-2008, 07:22 PM
DUNN DOES DALLAS: DEALT TO DESERT FOR DETRITUS

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:24 PM
D-Backs Get-R-Dunn; Cincy Fans Still Blame Dunn for Global Warming

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:26 PM
Cincy Fans Warn D-Backs: Get Rid of the Couch in Your Clubhouse!

Cyclone792
08-11-2008, 07:30 PM
I can envision this cartoon:

Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
Bob Castellini: Huh?
Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:30 PM
I can envision this cartoon:

Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
Bob Castellini: Huh?
Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly? Or For a Few Dollars More?

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:31 PM
Couch 1: Reds Fans 0

nate
08-11-2008, 07:36 PM
From the Arizona paper:

Lazy, strikeout prone, bad defender with negative leadership ability, old video games and fishing pole acquired as final piece of Championship run.

westofyou
08-11-2008, 07:38 PM
Ghost of Rose Kills Donkey Deity

CTA513
08-11-2008, 07:41 PM
Let The Winning Begin, Patterson Signed To 4 Year Extention

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 07:42 PM
Dunn to D-Backs. Bowden in Hunt for FA Deal

icehole3
08-11-2008, 08:02 PM
From the Arizona paper:

Lazy, strikeout prone, bad defender with negative leadership ability, old video games and fishing pole acquired as final piece of Championship run.


http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9945/laugh2jl1.gif

penantboundreds
08-11-2008, 08:04 PM
Change welcomed: Dunn Gone

Tom Servo
08-11-2008, 08:04 PM
DUNN TRADED TO ARIZONA
Brennaman thrilled

penantboundreds
08-11-2008, 08:04 PM
or Change welcomed: Dunn DONE as a Red

guttle11
08-11-2008, 08:04 PM
Dunn Traded, Fans Overreact.

RedLegSuperStar
08-11-2008, 08:15 PM
The Reds Say They're Dunn.. Err Done With '08: Look For A Winner In '09 Without Griffey & Now Dunn

NJReds
08-11-2008, 08:17 PM
DUNN COOKED; REDS KRISPY

mbgrayson
08-11-2008, 10:27 PM
Reds Deal Dunn: Rebuilding Time is Now Here

Wheelhouse
08-11-2008, 10:38 PM
Dunn and Couch to D'Backs for prospects.
Reds offer to throw-in forklift that player used to man LF...

VR
08-11-2008, 11:12 PM
Reds Trade Dunn for a Buck.

Brennaman says D'backs overpaid

sonny
08-11-2008, 11:30 PM
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

Adam Dunn Traded to the D-Backs- Pg 7b

Degenerate39
08-11-2008, 11:33 PM
The Sun Deck Rejoices: Dunn Gone.

15fan
08-11-2008, 11:39 PM
Dunn Traded; Reds Throw Down Gauntlet in Race for #1 Pick in 2009 Draft.

corkedbat
08-12-2008, 12:14 AM
Reds Dreams of Contention Finally Dunn

MartyFan
08-12-2008, 12:27 AM
"D-Backs Rent Dunn"

KronoRed
08-12-2008, 12:28 AM
Reds trade best player, fans rejoice because they are weirdos.

Caveat Emperor
08-12-2008, 12:34 AM
Here's my op-ed piece tomorrow if I'm running the paper:

PETE ISN'T COMING BACK, DEAL WITH IT.

KronoRed
08-12-2008, 12:35 AM
:clap:

Blitz Dorsey
08-12-2008, 12:39 AM
"Dunn and Gone"

George Anderson
08-12-2008, 12:41 AM
Dunn's Gone,

Fans Want Casey To Replace Him

MartyFan
08-12-2008, 01:08 AM
Reds Trade Dunn for a Buck.

Brennaman says D'backs overpaid

:beerme:

This is very good...nice work!

BCubb2003
08-12-2008, 01:29 AM
REDLESS BODY
FOR HAPLESS ARM

durl
08-12-2008, 01:44 AM
Rebuilding 10.0

Or

A-Reds-ted Development...Let the Annual Rebuilding Begin (Again).

icehole3
08-12-2008, 05:36 AM
Dunn gets traded to Backs!

acquire useless stats that will amount to nothing

Ltlabner
08-12-2008, 07:57 AM
Reds Chances for Scoring Runs Dunn

Seats available at GABP - pg 7

nate
08-12-2008, 08:53 AM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9945/laugh2jl1.gif

I'm glad you found it funny!

I thought some might've missed the irony.

Oh, wait...

Spring~Fields
08-12-2008, 09:44 AM
Time To Move On
The Future Awaits

mbgrayson
08-12-2008, 10:15 AM
On the Enquirer web site, I see

"Power lost; Reds retooling"

Sea Ray
08-12-2008, 11:01 AM
On the Enquirer web site, I see

"Power lost; Reds retooling"

The front page shows a simple, succinct: Done With Dunn

RichRed
08-12-2008, 03:40 PM
Jocketty Cooks Up Tasty Trade:
Reds Swap Medium Talent for Rare Return.
Well-Dunn.

Ltlabner
08-12-2008, 05:45 PM
BCast to Fans: "We'll Score Less Runs, But Make It Up in Volume"

GAC
08-12-2008, 09:20 PM
PAR-TEY AT MAR-TEYS

GAC
08-12-2008, 09:21 PM
UNKNOWN FEMALE ASSAILANT GOES ON RAMPAGE IN BEAVERCREEK

TeamBoone
08-14-2008, 12:48 PM
I haven't read this entire thread, so I don't know if anyone posted the REAL headline that appeared in the Cincinnati Enquirer... Done With Dunn.

I thought it was very disrespectful and wasn't impressed with the article either.