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chicoruiz
08-11-2008, 05:54 PM
...on the trade.

A few starters:

DUNN DEAL!

ADAM BOMB!

or my early favorite:

DUNN TRADED FOR A BUCK AND CHANGE!

BuckeyeRedleg
08-11-2008, 05:56 PM
Freedom (for Adam Dunn) Costs a Buck 'o Five.

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 05:58 PM
DUNN GONE. LOSING STOPS NOW SAYS BCAST! - Full Story page 1a

Fans realize scoring 1 run per game is really boring - page 67b

SunDeck
08-11-2008, 06:11 PM
Deal Dunn

Bowden Era Dunn

Reds Deal Dunn, Stowe Welcomes New Practice Balls

Big D-Back Donkey

Reds Win!

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:16 PM
Dunn Gone. Bases No Longer Clogged!

Dusty played with Hank Arron - page 3

Caveat Emperor
08-11-2008, 06:22 PM
DUNN DOES DALLAS: DEALT TO DESERT FOR DETRITUS

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:24 PM
D-Backs Get-R-Dunn; Cincy Fans Still Blame Dunn for Global Warming

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:26 PM
Cincy Fans Warn D-Backs: Get Rid of the Couch in Your Clubhouse!

Cyclone792
08-11-2008, 06:30 PM
I can envision this cartoon:

Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
Bob Castellini: Huh?
Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:30 PM
I can envision this cartoon:

Bob Castellini (attempts to read a note): See you soon id, idi, ids
Cyclone (grabs note from Bob): Idiots
Bob Castellini: Huh?
Cyclone (hands note back to Bob): It's for you

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly? Or For a Few Dollars More?

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:31 PM
Couch 1: Reds Fans 0

nate
08-11-2008, 06:36 PM
From the Arizona paper:

Lazy, strikeout prone, bad defender with negative leadership ability, old video games and fishing pole acquired as final piece of Championship run.

westofyou
08-11-2008, 06:38 PM
Ghost of Rose Kills Donkey Deity

CTA513
08-11-2008, 06:41 PM
Let The Winning Begin, Patterson Signed To 4 Year Extention

Ltlabner
08-11-2008, 06:42 PM
Dunn to D-Backs. Bowden in Hunt for FA Deal

icehole3
08-11-2008, 07:02 PM
From the Arizona paper:

Lazy, strikeout prone, bad defender with negative leadership ability, old video games and fishing pole acquired as final piece of Championship run.


http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9945/laugh2jl1.gif

penantboundreds
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
Change welcomed: Dunn Gone

Tom Servo
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
DUNN TRADED TO ARIZONA
Brennaman thrilled

penantboundreds
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
or Change welcomed: Dunn DONE as a Red

guttle11
08-11-2008, 07:04 PM
Dunn Traded, Fans Overreact.

RedLegSuperStar
08-11-2008, 07:15 PM
The Reds Say They're Dunn.. Err Done With '08: Look For A Winner In '09 Without Griffey & Now Dunn

NJReds
08-11-2008, 07:17 PM
DUNN COOKED; REDS KRISPY

mbgrayson
08-11-2008, 09:27 PM
Reds Deal Dunn: Rebuilding Time is Now Here

Wheelhouse
08-11-2008, 09:38 PM
Dunn and Couch to D'Backs for prospects.
Reds offer to throw-in forklift that player used to man LF...

VR
08-11-2008, 10:12 PM
Reds Trade Dunn for a Buck.

Brennaman says D'backs overpaid

sonny
08-11-2008, 10:30 PM
DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

Adam Dunn Traded to the D-Backs- Pg 7b

Degenerate39
08-11-2008, 10:33 PM
The Sun Deck Rejoices: Dunn Gone.

15fan
08-11-2008, 10:39 PM
Dunn Traded; Reds Throw Down Gauntlet in Race for #1 Pick in 2009 Draft.

corkedbat
08-11-2008, 11:14 PM
Reds Dreams of Contention Finally Dunn

MartyFan
08-11-2008, 11:27 PM
"D-Backs Rent Dunn"

KronoRed
08-11-2008, 11:28 PM
Reds trade best player, fans rejoice because they are weirdos.

Caveat Emperor
08-11-2008, 11:34 PM
Here's my op-ed piece tomorrow if I'm running the paper:

PETE ISN'T COMING BACK, DEAL WITH IT.

KronoRed
08-11-2008, 11:35 PM
:clap:

Blitz Dorsey
08-11-2008, 11:39 PM
"Dunn and Gone"

George Anderson
08-11-2008, 11:41 PM
Dunn's Gone,

Fans Want Casey To Replace Him

MartyFan
08-12-2008, 12:08 AM
Reds Trade Dunn for a Buck.

Brennaman says D'backs overpaid

:beerme:

This is very good...nice work!

BCubb2003
08-12-2008, 12:29 AM
REDLESS BODY
FOR HAPLESS ARM

durl
08-12-2008, 12:44 AM
Rebuilding 10.0

Or

A-Reds-ted Development...Let the Annual Rebuilding Begin (Again).

icehole3
08-12-2008, 04:36 AM
Dunn gets traded to Backs!

acquire useless stats that will amount to nothing

Ltlabner
08-12-2008, 06:57 AM
Reds Chances for Scoring Runs Dunn

Seats available at GABP - pg 7

nate
08-12-2008, 07:53 AM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9945/laugh2jl1.gif

I'm glad you found it funny!

I thought some might've missed the irony.

Oh, wait...

Spring~Fields
08-12-2008, 08:44 AM
Time To Move On
The Future Awaits

mbgrayson
08-12-2008, 09:15 AM
On the Enquirer web site, I see

"Power lost; Reds retooling"

Sea Ray
08-12-2008, 10:01 AM
On the Enquirer web site, I see

"Power lost; Reds retooling"

The front page shows a simple, succinct: Done With Dunn

RichRed
08-12-2008, 02:40 PM
Jocketty Cooks Up Tasty Trade:
Reds Swap Medium Talent for Rare Return.
Well-Dunn.

Ltlabner
08-12-2008, 04:45 PM
BCast to Fans: "We'll Score Less Runs, But Make It Up in Volume"

GAC
08-12-2008, 08:20 PM
PAR-TEY AT MAR-TEYS

GAC
08-12-2008, 08:21 PM
UNKNOWN FEMALE ASSAILANT GOES ON RAMPAGE IN BEAVERCREEK

TeamBoone
08-14-2008, 11:48 AM
I haven't read this entire thread, so I don't know if anyone posted the REAL headline that appeared in the Cincinnati Enquirer... Done With Dunn.

I thought it was very disrespectful and wasn't impressed with the article either.