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TeamCasey
08-15-2008, 07:07 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26205250/

I can't imagine what this means for tequila! ;)

camisadelgolf
08-15-2008, 07:19 AM
For me, there are three categories:

1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.

TeamSelig
08-15-2008, 04:30 PM
For me, there are three categories:

1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.

LOL I use the same three

goreds2
10-07-2008, 01:25 AM
For me, there are three categories:

1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.

Brings back college memories.

When I was desperate, number two usually was not an option. :eek:

camisadelgolf
10-07-2008, 06:29 AM
Brings back college memories.

When I was desperate, number two usually was not an option. :eek:

Number two usually translates to 'I would if I were really, really drunk.'

jmcclain19
10-08-2008, 12:47 PM
Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?

camisadelgolf
10-08-2008, 02:28 PM
Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?

Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

FutureRedsGM
10-08-2008, 02:30 PM
Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

I would need a 0-100 scale. Rosanne would come in around 30.

TeamSelig
10-08-2008, 03:01 PM
Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

lol nice

Mario-Rijo
10-08-2008, 03:43 PM
For me, there are three categories:

1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.

I think it's more like this actually:


I would - She's hot, at least too you. You brag about it (when your young anyhow) to your buddies.

I would if I were drinking - She passes the teeth/hair/skin test but she's rumored to have been around & she's not really what you might call attractive. You mention it afterwards to your best friend but with a tone of disbelief & regret and only if he promises it will go no further.

I might if I were really wasted & desperate - She's got good teeth but she's definitely been around and she's definitely not considered even average looking. You rip on the buddy who is nearly unconscious when he gets taken advantage of by her.

Not even if I were passed out - Everythings a mess, she's been around (tonight) and she doesn't shower regularly. You attack with a whip & chair when she approaches a drunken & almost passed out pal.

I know women think we will do anything, but even the sickest of us have some standards although i'm not sure what they are for those merry few.

SunDeck
10-08-2008, 04:43 PM
No, the categories are like this:

I would, she wouldn't.
I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
I would, she would.
I would if her friend would too.
I would if I were drunk.
I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
I wouldn't.

It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.

BoydsOfSummer
10-08-2008, 04:49 PM
No, the categories are like this:

I would, she wouldn't.
I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
I would, she would.
I would if her friend would too.
I would if I were drunk.
I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
I wouldn't.

It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.

:beerme: Outstanding!

camisadelgolf
10-08-2008, 05:34 PM
I'm getting some good laughs out of this thread. And yeah, for Roseanne, I might have to turn it up to 11.

Stephenk29
10-08-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm getting some good laughs out of this thread. And yeah, for Roseanne, I might have to turn it up to 11.

Goodman would be 11 before Roseanne, Roseanne has to be in the twenty range. Blah she's gross haha

Mario-Rijo
10-09-2008, 11:38 AM
Goodman would be 11 before Roseanne, Roseanne has to be in the twenty range. Blah she's gross haha

Yeah grabbing her crotch and spitting at my national anthem was enough to drop her completely off my list. That said if she was on the list it's somewhere way up it based on beers drunk, probably somewhere after alcohol poisoning.

Degenerate39
10-09-2008, 12:59 PM
I would need a 0-100 scale. Rosanne would come in around 30.

I'd end up with alcohol poisoning first

RedlegJake
10-13-2008, 02:33 AM
Wow, at my age the standards really change.

1. I would, cialis free.
2. Give me an hour for my Palmeiro to take effect and I will.
3. I would if I were drunk but that's my protection, too. Cause it ain't happening if I'm drunk.
4. I wouldn't. Even if I dissolved viagra in my vodka all night long.
Finally it's amazing how few women now fall into the latter category.

Overall, I am sure glad I'm happily married and none of this matters anymore.

Caseyfan21
10-13-2008, 12:00 PM
Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

That's way too obvious. Especially if you and your friends hang out with other women you have to be covert about rating others around you.

Since this is Redszone, I will share a system my friends and I use that is sure to allow rating of other women....even while with women. We use the baseball average scale. To use your examples, Jennifer Aniston would probably be somewhere around a .350 hitter (HOF candidate). Rosanne would probably be below even Corey Patterson checking in around .050. It's a fool proof scale and if women get suspicious just tell them you are talking about baseball stats and they usually don't know enough to say otherwise. All real men know what a good hitter is...both on the diamond and off so this is a sure fire scale that is bound to give accurate ratings. Just don't try this around the women of Redszone. :thumbup:

My best friend and I love to use this. One time we were at a concert with two other female friends (who we weren't dating just to clarify) and I explained the system to him. We just casually started nodding and mentioning batting averages. The girls had no idea what was going on and finally the one girl just goes "All you guys ever talk about is stupid baseball statistics...doesn't it ever get boring?" :laugh:

goreds2
10-13-2008, 08:31 PM
I was getting primed for a Jimmy Buffett show a few years back at the hotel swimming pool near Cincy. My friend and I saw two girls come in and we did not rate them very well UNTIL they started to french kiss. Their scale went way up there after that. It was amazing how much better they looked! They aplogized for being friendly with each other as they loved the attention. We said, "that is OK".

The bummer was their boy friends arrived a few minutes later. :thumbdown

It was a great (TRUE) story to tell our co-workers though. :)

TeamSelig
10-13-2008, 11:42 PM
Wow those are some elaborate rating systems. Usually we just quickly note a "I would" or "called it"

Gotta love the 50 yard fake outs though. I have callled some notoriously bad "fake outs" in my time.

Mario-Rijo
10-14-2008, 12:02 PM
Wow those are some elaborate rating systems. Usually we just quickly note a "I would" or "called it"

Gotta love the 50 yard fake outs though. I have callled some notoriously bad "fake outs" in my time.

A few guys tossed in that mix huh. LOL ;)

TeamSelig
10-14-2008, 05:42 PM
LOL not that bad.... but a few 'butter faces' ... some with mustaches

SunDeck
10-14-2008, 08:34 PM
I used to work at a carry out pizza place while in high school. The cooks worked in the back room and couldn't see the door, while the cashier worked up front. We had a system for alerting the cooks if there was a particularly good looking girl at the counter- the cashier would yell out an order to the back.
If the cashier called out "Two hoagies, extra cheese", or "We need a large one with everything," it was a signal to drop what you were doing to get out to the front to check out the scenery.

I don't know how many times I got smashed in the doorway as I rushed to the front room with three other pizza cooks.

cincyinco
10-15-2008, 12:00 AM
Gotta love the 50 yard fake outs though. I have callled some notoriously bad "fake outs" in my time.

Around here my buddies and I call this the 40 yard phenomenon.

TeamSelig
10-15-2008, 09:59 AM
We always call them 50 yd fake outs, but it is usually within about 10-15 yds.