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nate
08-20-2008, 02:52 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

Crosley68
08-20-2008, 03:03 PM
(whispered) Anyone else uncomfortable standing this close?

reds44
08-20-2008, 03:04 PM
What are we looking at?

WVRedsFan
08-20-2008, 03:07 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

Four former Reds react when hearing that the losing will stop now.

George Anderson
08-20-2008, 03:07 PM
"We could sure use another port o let"

LoganBuck
08-20-2008, 03:08 PM
The Ex Reds begin practice for the four man bobsled at the 2010 Winter Olympics.

nate
08-20-2008, 03:10 PM
"Does the sunset behind us represent our careers?"

Matt700wlw
08-20-2008, 03:15 PM
"Uh...I hope those are your keys poking me..."

VR
08-20-2008, 03:16 PM
"Uh...I hope those are your keys poking me..."

:ughmamoru

WVRedsFan
08-20-2008, 03:18 PM
Quick, name the players in that picture...:)

Big Klu
08-20-2008, 03:30 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

"Lida Rose, I'm home again, Rose
To get the sun back in the sky.
Lida Rose, I'm home again, Rose
About a thousand kisses shy.
Ding dong ding
I can hear the chapel bell chime.
Ding dong ding
At the least suggestion I'll pop the question...."

RedsManRick
08-20-2008, 03:30 PM
Tomko, Stynes, Nunnally, and Perez?

nate
08-20-2008, 03:33 PM
Quick, name the players in that picture...:)

Ponyboy Tomko
2-Bit Stynes
Soda Pop Nunally
Dally Perez

durl
08-20-2008, 03:33 PM
"caaarpeeee diiieeeeemmmmm"


They're not that different from you, are
they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones,
just like you. Invincible, just like you
feel. The world is their oyster. They
believe they're destined for great things,
just like many of you. Their eyes are full
of hope, just like you. Did they wait until
it was too late to make from their lives
even one iota of what they were capable?
Because you see gentlemen, these boys [careers] are
now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen
real close, you can hear them whisper their
legacy to you. Go on, lean in.

WVRedsFan
08-20-2008, 03:44 PM
"Lida Rose, I'm home again, Rose
To get the sun back in the sky.
Lida Rose, I'm home again, Rose
About a thousand kisses shy.
Ding dong ding
I can hear the chapel bell chime.
Ding dong ding
At the least suggestion I'll pop the question...."

I guess Edwardo is the bass and Stynes the tenor???

MrCinatit
08-20-2008, 05:03 PM
"Ten years from now, a bunch of people on an internet bulletin board will see this picture and make fun of us."

"If Marge makes me wash that flea-bitten mutt again..."

"One of us will be traded for Ken Griffey, Jr. One of us will be traded for Alex Arias. And one of us will be traded for Luther Hackman."

"Man...you guys...seriously, you couldn't wait until after the shoot? That's nasty."

"OK, all together now...*sings* Gonna take off my pants, gonna take of my pants, and your momma can't stop me, and your poppa can't stop me, and the police can't stop me..."

Roy Tucker
08-20-2008, 05:05 PM
You want that on a cone or in a cup?

BCubb2003
08-20-2008, 05:48 PM
"Has the losing stopped yet?"

Rojo
08-20-2008, 05:52 PM
No caption but it looks like one of those Soviet posters of brave workers looking to a bright socialist future.

corkedbat
08-20-2008, 05:54 PM
We are DEVO

klw
08-20-2008, 06:09 PM
"Line for shoulder surgery has already formed"

Kc61
08-20-2008, 06:12 PM
"Has the losing stopped yet?"

The winner. IMO anyway.

Big Klu
08-20-2008, 06:59 PM
I guess Edwardo is the bass and Stynes the tenor???

That's the way I figure it, with Tomko as the lead, and Nunnally as the baritone.

klw
08-20-2008, 07:03 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

"Man the stadium looks a long way away" or

"When they said centerfield was the Grand Canyon, they actually meant that the Grand Canyon is centerfield."

"Reds after the league bans happy pills"

gm
08-20-2008, 07:05 PM
"I can't believe they're making us wear these candy-striper caps!"

klw
08-20-2008, 07:25 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg


Unfortunately the Reds' boy band "4Up 4Down" broke up after shooting the cover for their debut CD "Diamond Hitz" and their hit single "Swingin' My Bat" was forgotten after the failure of the follow-up single "Champaigne in a Cup." the band reunited briefly for Utillity: A Tribute to tim Hummel. Their set included "thug life 4 evah" (with Hummel on cow bell) "I wanna get 2 third base" and a cover of "Send in the Clowns." Despite the group's burgeoning popularity the band could never get past artistic differences centered around Nunnally's passion for the polka and Styne's desire to become the next Michael Flately.

WVRedsFan
08-20-2008, 08:29 PM
"Ten years from now, a bunch of people on an internet bulletin board will see this picture and make fun of us."

"If Marge makes me wash that flea-bitten mutt again..."

"One of us will be traded for Ken Griffey, Jr. One of us will be traded for Alex Arias. And one of us will be traded for Luther Hackman."

"Man...you guys...seriously, you couldn't wait until after the shoot? That's nasty."

"OK, all together now...*sings* Gonna take off my pants, gonna take of my pants, and your momma can't stop me, and your poppa can't stop me, and the police can't stop me..."

:)
God Bless Randy Newman...

durl
08-21-2008, 12:37 PM
How about "But we thought game tickets were half-price if we wore uniforms."

MrCinatit
08-21-2008, 03:55 PM
:)
God Bless Randy Newman...

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. :D

Blimpie
08-21-2008, 04:32 PM
I suddenly had an urge to listen to "War" by U2.

Degenerate39
08-21-2008, 04:48 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

nate's fan club

nate
08-21-2008, 05:03 PM
nate's fan club

We have a winner!

Degenerate39
08-23-2008, 05:10 PM
http://reds.enquirer.com/1998/baseball98/covernewguys.jpg

Future Washington Nationals

GAC
08-23-2008, 07:04 PM
Which one is Shemp?