View Full Version : An Upgrade to Willy Tavares is NOW Available
07-29-2009, 10:55 PM
Natinals just released Corey Patterson.
07-29-2009, 11:09 PM
LOL This may be the post of the year!
07-29-2009, 11:23 PM
dusty is lobbying for him as we speak
07-29-2009, 11:31 PM
Is Dusty's daughter hot?
07-29-2009, 11:50 PM
Let's just go ahead and insert CP in right and bring Waldomir straight to GABP to form our Dream Outfield.
07-29-2009, 11:51 PM
Haha this post totally brought a smile to my face. Props for bringing some humor to another horrible Reds' season.
The worst part of Willy is that if they viewed him as a better option than an in house guy what does that say about their views on the in house guys? If Dickerson wasnt good enough to play CF for them how the hell did they go into the season with him being their LF. Its puzzling.
07-29-2009, 11:57 PM
Balentien rerouted to Louisville. CP is coming back home.
07-30-2009, 02:41 AM
It's funny because it's scary. Bigtime.:eek:
07-30-2009, 04:14 AM
Perhaps he and Willy could platoon in center... they should be able to muster a combined OBP over .300.
07-30-2009, 04:28 PM
Dusty: Go get Patterson now. Offer him $3 million. It may cost you your job but this dude can play.
Walt: Uh...what about his low OBP?
Dusty: OBP? Never heard of it.
07-30-2009, 05:51 PM
Well now you have, OhioBallPlayer, aka OBP
Sorry had to do it.
07-30-2009, 09:32 PM
I had a nightmare last night that we signed CP.
07-30-2009, 09:33 PM
They're the same guy.
07-30-2009, 09:35 PM
It would be difficult to impossible to find a downgrade. An upgrade for Willy Taveras is ALWAYS available.
Patterson is better than Taveras sadly.
07-31-2009, 12:10 AM
Hey, this is crazy...
This team needs to call up Stubbs and Play him in Center the rest of the year... Use Willy Mays Hays to be a pinch runner...
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