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TheBigLebowski
07-29-2009, 10:55 PM
Natinals just released Corey Patterson.

topsyt
07-29-2009, 11:09 PM
LOL This may be the post of the year!

FlyerFanatic
07-29-2009, 11:23 PM
dusty is lobbying for him as we speak

GIDP
07-29-2009, 11:23 PM
So sad.

LouisvilleCARDS
07-29-2009, 11:31 PM
Is Dusty's daughter hot?

BluegrassRedleg
07-29-2009, 11:50 PM
Let's just go ahead and insert CP in right and bring Waldomir straight to GABP to form our Dream Outfield.

reds77
07-29-2009, 11:51 PM
Haha this post totally brought a smile to my face. Props for bringing some humor to another horrible Reds' season.

GIDP
07-29-2009, 11:56 PM
The worst part of Willy is that if they viewed him as a better option than an in house guy what does that say about their views on the in house guys? If Dickerson wasnt good enough to play CF for them how the hell did they go into the season with him being their LF. Its puzzling.

texasdave
07-29-2009, 11:57 PM
Balentien rerouted to Louisville. CP is coming back home.

BigPoppa
07-30-2009, 02:41 AM
It's funny because it's scary. Bigtime.:eek:

NastyBoy
07-30-2009, 04:14 AM
Perhaps he and Willy could platoon in center... they should be able to muster a combined OBP over .300.

big boy
07-30-2009, 04:28 PM
Ring
Walt: Hello!
Dusty: Go get Patterson now. Offer him $3 million. It may cost you your job but this dude can play.
Walt: Uh...what about his low OBP?
Dusty: OBP? Never heard of it.

Ohioballplayer
07-30-2009, 05:51 PM
Well now you have, OhioBallPlayer, aka OBP

Sorry had to do it.

Griffey012
07-30-2009, 09:32 PM
I had a nightmare last night that we signed CP.

Crumbley
07-30-2009, 09:33 PM
They're the same guy.

texasdave
07-30-2009, 09:35 PM
It would be difficult to impossible to find a downgrade. An upgrade for Willy Taveras is ALWAYS available.

GIDP
07-30-2009, 10:11 PM
Patterson is better than Taveras sadly.

Hondo
07-31-2009, 12:10 AM
Hey, this is crazy...

This team needs to call up Stubbs and Play him in Center the rest of the year... Use Willy Mays Hays to be a pinch runner...