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Mario-Rijo
08-28-2009, 05:34 AM
....Dusty Baker will don a Reds uniform next season.

#10 - 3 years worth of wristbands still stored in a nearby storage facility along with 2 gently used recliners, 1200 pounds of the May 3rd 1998 edition of the Cincinnati Enquirer and 1 Juan Castro Bobblehead Doll.

#9 - Walt Jocketty doesn't come out of hibernation early enough to hire a new manager by spring.

#8 - His buyout clause from The Wasserstrom Company (toothpick distributor) is too large for ESPN to cover.

#7 - Scott Boras got it included in the NAFTA agreement.

#6 - Hank Aaron told him so.

#5 - His youngest daughter has a mid may wedding planned with an unknown subject who is contractually obligated to be in the Cincinnati area at that time.

#4 - Dude, where's his car?

#3 - Cecil Thomas needs a distraction in the worst way.

#2 - Bob Castellini was denied a federal bailout.

And the Number One reason Dusty Baker will don a Reds Uniform in 2010....

'Cause if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Highlifeman21
08-28-2009, 11:02 AM
Respect dude, respect

Tom Servo
08-28-2009, 12:49 PM
Respect dude, respect
It bats 3rd.

Highlifeman21
08-28-2009, 12:51 PM
It bats 3rd.

Right behind CF and SS.

We know the drill!

I wonder if The Dusty has pre-made lineup cards with those 2 positions permanently as 1 and 2, and all he has to do is fill in the name?

flyer85
08-28-2009, 01:02 PM
He looks cool with a toothpick

George Anderson
08-28-2009, 03:18 PM
Right behind CF and SS.

We know the drill!

I wonder if The Dusty has pre-made lineup cards with those 2 positions permanently as 1 and 2, and all he has to do is fill in the name?

So had The Dusty been managing the BRM, Cesar Geronimo would have been batting leadoff??:eek::eek:

Matt700wlw
08-28-2009, 03:23 PM
So had The Dusty been managing the BRM, Cesar Geronimo would have been batting leadoff??:eek::eek:

Perhaps it's better that he was just losing to them more times than not. :cool: