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klw
02-27-2010, 02:09 PM
http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616639/story.html
I don't know what to add.

guttle11
02-27-2010, 02:14 PM
I want to party with him. He's like a more civilized Charlie Sheen.

camisadelgolf
02-27-2010, 06:32 PM
*insert camisadelgolf joke here*

Tom Servo
02-27-2010, 06:56 PM
Boozy Ape should have his own half hour show in America.

Chip R
02-27-2010, 07:32 PM
He'll rehab all right. He'll switch from beer to vodka. ;)

Raisor
02-27-2010, 07:41 PM
now we know what Puffy's been up to.

SunDeck
02-28-2010, 06:31 AM
How does a chimp pester someone for booze?

GAC
02-28-2010, 07:49 AM
How does a chimp pester someone for booze?

Thought the same thing. Did they give it to him? They said he learned to draw with markers, so maybe he was making derogatory signs? :D

It says he became aggressive. They ain't seen nothing yet if they cut off his sex, alcohol, and cigarettes. He fathered numerous baby chimps. It's simply a natural male tendency to ply the women with alcohol before having unprotected sex, and then afterwards to want to have a cigarette.

westofyou
02-28-2010, 09:51 AM
How does a chimp pester someone for booze?

Yep, the folks that own the guy are idiots, morons, schmucks. An ape is not a person, who ever lights or pours for him is the real problem.

Hoosier Red
02-28-2010, 10:35 AM
It seemed like the right time to point out that I heard the Muzac version of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" sitting in an airport bar yesterday.

Rojo
02-28-2010, 02:38 PM
Take from jungle, imprison, drinks and smokes. Um, I get it. Next he'll learn to make Pruno.

Seriously, wouldn't they rather he did this than read the 18th Brumaire and organize the other apes.