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Brutus
04-05-2010, 12:53 PM
be the birth of a new dawn. A string of winning seasons if you will.

May Joey Votto continue to hit like Dusty Baker's job depended on it.

May Jonny Gomes field like, well, anyone better than Kevin Mitchell circa 1994.

May Miguel Cairo find an enjoyable life north of the Mason-Dixon line.

May Bronson Arroyo's fastball pop the mitt sweeter than the sound of his riffs and may his peripherals leave a less polarizing confusion than Aroldis Chapman's English.

May Aaron Harang quickly find himself indisposed after the 11th inning of any tie ballgames.

May Brandon Phillips find himself absent of dirt stains on his right pant leg.

May Arthur Rhodes delay entry to AARP for a few more seasons.

May Drew Stubbs leave major league equivalents decaying in Louisville.

May Jay Bruce be granted the ability to accept the curveballs he cannot hit, courage to rip the fastballs that he can and wisdom to know the difference.

May Orlando Cabrera not leave us wishing for Paul Janish and Janish not leave us wishing for any readily available replacement.

May Edinson Volquez remove Tommy John from speed dial.

May history remember Mike Leake as the legendary 2010 college-drafted pitcher.

May Scott Rolen party like it's 1999.

May Dusty's every-day specials be less frequent than Bob B.'s Sunday specials.

And, lastly, may I find Redszone to be more frighteningly enjoyable this September than your run-of-the-mill Rod Stewart tune.

Go team!

medford
04-05-2010, 01:02 PM
May Jay Bruce be granted the ability to accept the curveballs he cannot hit, courage to rip the fastballs that he can and wisdom to know the difference.

Go team!

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