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BCubb2003
07-22-2010, 10:22 AM
Sometimes you work the count, sometimes the count works you.

This is the time of year when winning teams want what losing teams have.

Buying Reds playoff tickets would be like investing in a small start-up with a good idea and a lot of questions.

The only Reds pitcher to pitch less often than Micah Owings is Paul Janish.

If Jim Maloney had a pitch count he'd still be pitching.

Relievers are like farmers: Too wet, too dry, too much work, too little work.

Maybe what GABP needs is a dehumidor.

Let's hope the motto "First to Third" retains its primary meaning.

I wonder if a good pitcher ever strikes out the umpire.

If a machine called balls and strikes we'd complain about the mechanic.

A Jonny Gomes Bobblehead Night would be redundant.

George Anderson
07-22-2010, 10:30 AM
If a machine called balls and strikes we'd complain about the mechanic.

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:thumbup:

Roy Tucker
07-22-2010, 10:42 AM
A Jonny Gomes Bobblehead Night would be redundant.


:laugh:

the other night at the ballgame, my wife asked if his helmet didn't fit.

Crosley68
07-22-2010, 10:57 AM
Good Stuff as usual....thanks. Some of those should be nominated for your "Best Of" post. You are working on one right? ;)

yab1112
07-22-2010, 11:20 AM
Let's hope the motto "First to Third" retains its primary meaning.

I laughed a little, then I cried a little.:(

RichRed
07-22-2010, 11:26 AM
Always enjoy a good "Random Thoughts" post - and it's always good. Loved the Gomes line.

Chip R
07-22-2010, 11:52 AM
Relievers are like farmers: Too wet, too dry, too much work, too little work.


I really liked that one. :thumbup:

Cedric
07-22-2010, 11:57 AM
Brilliant as always.

RFS62
07-22-2010, 12:22 PM
Awesome.

:beerme:

redsmetz
07-23-2010, 02:53 PM
How'd I miss this yesterday. Nice work.

Joseph
07-23-2010, 03:13 PM
Good stuff BCubb

westofyou
07-23-2010, 03:15 PM
:laugh:

the other night at the ballgame, my wife asked if his helmet didn't fit.

My wife laughs at him every time he bats, says he looks like a cartoon character

lollipopcurve
07-23-2010, 03:15 PM
A Jonny Gomes Bobblehead Night would be redundant.

nice

TeamBoone
07-23-2010, 05:49 PM
I laughed a little, then I cried a little.:(

so true, so true... good stuff.