The laws of physics cease to exist when Bob Davidson umpires a game

[cincinnati chili]

Those of you who saw the Marlins get a game stolen from them on Thursday know what I'm talking about. At least when Jim Joyce blows a call, he admitted he blew it;

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5442270

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5443681

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/06/1765395/marlins-want-umpire-to-say-he.html

Bob Davidson is a magic umpire. When he's umpiring at 3rd base, a ball can be fair before reaching 3rd base, fair after reaching 3rd base, but foul when it crosses over the bag.

Maybe David Copperfield or David Blaine have a job for him.

[Tony Cloninger]

He is one of those old school umpires that is never wrong when he clearly is wrong.

Baghdad Bob should be his publicist....along with Joe West, Bruce Froemming...Gary Darling. The sooner these guys are gone the better.

Don Sutton would always call Davidson.... "Balk a Day" Bob.