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Natty Redlocks
09-14-2010, 01:38 PM
(to the tune of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles. Duh.)


Jay Bruce, go take a bat
See a fastball, and make it faster
Remember to touch Ďem all as it lands
While everyone stands
To cheer the master

Jay Bruce, you shall get paid
You were made to, make baseballs flatter
The moment the ball arrives at the dish
The mitt is its wish
But that doesnít matter

And anytime he wins the game, Jay Bruce gets maimed
By teammates who should be acting older
For donít you know that itís a tool who thinks itís cool
To beat the guy toting you on his shoulders

Na na na na na, na na na

Jay Bruuuuuuuce, is far from Dunn
Who was a slugger, but he was fatter
Remember, to send Big Donkey your love
But he had no glove
Jay Bruce is better better better better batter batter UP

Na, na na na-na na na! Na-na na na!!! Jaay Bruuuuce!!
Na, na na na-na na na! Na-na na na!!! Jaay Bruuuuce!!
Na, na na na-na na na! Na-na na na!!! Jaay Bruuuuce!!
Na, na na na-na na na! Na-na na na!!! Jaay Bruuuuce!!
(etc....)

texasdave
09-14-2010, 04:09 PM
:beerme:

Hey Meat
09-14-2010, 11:08 PM
:D:thumbup:Pretty Good, trying to put the tune behind it.

CrosleyField
09-29-2010, 07:40 AM
Bump