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reds44
04-18-2011, 09:41 PM
I've been waiting awhile to pull this one out, and considering what is currently taking place down by the river, it seems like as good of a time as any.

I know this board is pretty much full of men, but get over it. This is pretty simple. If you had to spend a night with one of young lads, who would it be?

The choices:

Chris Heisey (my personal favorite...pause):
http://bluegrassbaseball.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/chris-heisey.jpg?w=468&h=352

Paul Janish
http://www.kffl.com/images/media/paul-janish-391x213-20100606.jpg

Brandon Phillips
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/6775/Brandon-Phillips_jpg_600x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85.jpg

Joey Votto (this one is for you Heather)
http://www.sportsmansdaily.com/thescrum/wp-content/Joey-Votto.jpg
He's so dreamy

Bronson Arroyo
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/03/28/1175110916_0062.jpg

Drew Stubbs
http://www.wkrq.com/media/dc_pics/drew_stubbs_louisville.jpg

Jay Bruce (beware of the hariline)
http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/jay-bruce-2010-12-14-15-31-19.jpg

Aroldis Chapman
http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Aroldis-Chapman.jpg

Scott Rolen (he's a cougar)
http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2008/03/03/20080303-230036-pic-564220884_t160.jpg

Mike Leake (the bad boy)
http://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/leake-mugshot.jpg?w=237

edabbs44
04-18-2011, 09:42 PM
Um....not that there's anything wrong with that?

Reds/Flyers Fan
04-18-2011, 09:45 PM
What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?

reds44
04-18-2011, 09:46 PM
What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?
When I found out his AB songs were "Sex on Fire" and "S&M" I was afraid of what might happen in the clubhouse if he won.

The DARK
04-18-2011, 10:14 PM
No Dusty option? :thumbdown:

reds1869
04-18-2011, 10:50 PM
My wife always says how hot Votto is, so I cast my vote for him since she obviously has great taste in men.

savafan
04-18-2011, 10:52 PM
It's funny, looking back during some of the times I've been around players on the team over the last several years, Javy Valentin seemed to be the biggest ladies' man with David Ross coming in a close second.

Simon Rhymon
04-19-2011, 11:38 AM
Don't forget the bullpen...

http://foolishfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Cincinnati-Reds-Girls.jpg

RBA
04-19-2011, 11:59 AM
There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.

Red in Chicago
04-19-2011, 01:20 PM
There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.

Because our society is so homophobic.

Roy Tucker
04-19-2011, 01:29 PM
A topic of conversation when I take my wife and friends to a Reds game is which Red has the best butt. Barry Larkin and Reggie Sanders used to win a lot of votes. I think Votto gets the current vote.

And I voted for Bronson for my walk on the wild side. ;)

*BaseClogger*
04-19-2011, 01:38 PM
Because our society is so homophobic.

I just can't pick one haha...

1990REDS
04-19-2011, 01:48 PM
I figured Lecure would make the list with the new mustache he sporting this season.

Razor Shines
04-19-2011, 03:07 PM
Because our society is so homophobic.

In the last Non-Baseball poll there were 3 votes out of 115 viewers. The horror...the horror.

Maybe people just open the thread to see what it is, then if they think it's dumb they don't vote.

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87954

Reds
04-19-2011, 04:33 PM
I voted Janish. He has a slim build, smooth face, and cat like reflexes. I like my ladies like that, so he's my dude!

AAA - Corky. No explanation needed.

redsfanmia
04-19-2011, 04:37 PM
I think that Bronson is dreamy.

medford
04-19-2011, 05:08 PM
Let me know when I can vote for Ron Robinson

WMR
04-19-2011, 05:36 PM
I used to think Votto was so hottttt but then I found out he's a bit of a fancy boy who wears designer jeans and drinks italian coffees... sort of killed the fantasy. :(

RichRed
04-19-2011, 05:42 PM
I used to think Votto was so hottttt but then I found out he's a bit of a fancy boy who wears designer jeans and drinks italian coffees... sort of killed the fantasy. :(

On the other hand, he's Canadian and hates the Cubs (plus my wife thinks he's cute). That's good enough for my vote.

Yachtzee
04-19-2011, 06:13 PM
I used to think Votto was so hottttt but then I found out he's a bit of a fancy boy who wears designer jeans and drinks italian coffees... sort of killed the fantasy. :(

Hey Joey, Wanna buy a monkey?

YouTube - Fancy Lad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8istCTeQE)

reds44
04-19-2011, 06:50 PM
I used to think Votto was so hottttt but then I found out he's a bit of a fancy boy who wears designer jeans and drinks italian coffees... sort of killed the fantasy. :(
He's too girly for my taste.

savafan
04-19-2011, 07:14 PM
Okay, I'll play along and throw some support behind Bronson.

RedsManRick
04-19-2011, 07:18 PM
Chapman could model if baseball didn't work out for him. But check out Rolen's guns when he was in high school -- he was built like a white LeBron.

foxfire123
04-19-2011, 08:59 PM
My wife always says how hot Votto is, so I cast my vote for him since she obviously has great taste in men.

Joey has those eyes that always get me.... :D

Too young tho, I guess I'm not enough of a cougar! lol!

foxfire123
04-19-2011, 09:01 PM
I think that Bronson is dreamy.

My Angels loving friend Bonnie would definitely vote for her "Beautiful Bronson"! :laugh:

marcshoe
04-19-2011, 10:11 PM
Voted other. LeCure's facial hair gives him a clear win.

RadfordVA
04-20-2011, 06:36 AM
Votto. Probably swayed by his talent level a little though. Like the intensity he carries himself with though. Girlfriend complains that the reds dont have any guys she finds attractive. When pressed she picks Stubbs I think.

Tom Servo
04-20-2011, 11:38 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Corky+Miller+eIYAgrUN5gNm.jpg

HeatherC1212
04-20-2011, 01:34 PM
Well, you know who I voted for in this poll but I have to say that Chris Heisey is a close second. ;)

BTW-At least find a really hot picture of Joey when you do a poll like this, LOL :thumbup:

http://www.red-hot-mama.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/votto_joey_tux.jpg

919191
04-20-2011, 02:35 PM
I just can't pick one haha...

It's raining men.....:)

GADawg
04-21-2011, 09:54 PM
I voted Janish. He has a slim build, smooth face, and cat like reflexes. I like my ladies like that, so he's my dude!

AAA - Corky. No explanation needed.

that's toooo funny....and well thought out to boot!

GADawg
04-21-2011, 10:02 PM
[QUOTE


Aroldis Chapman
http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Aroldis-Chapman.jpg



how did Dave Chappelle get into this poll?

tkemmerer14
04-22-2011, 02:44 AM
I'm not ashamed to admit that I am a man and voted for Drew Stubbs. I can appreciate a beautiful male when I see one

Degenerate39
04-22-2011, 02:25 PM
Miguel Cairo and his "Sex on Fire" and "S&M" walk up songs just get me.

bshall2105
04-24-2011, 01:08 AM
Heisey is getting disrespected

Patrick Bateman
04-24-2011, 03:16 AM
Any man you can run as swiftly and eloquently as a gazelle wins my vote. Drew Stubbs.

Mario-Rijo
04-24-2011, 09:01 AM
Stubbs, Votto, Masset & Bruce do it for my Grandma and in that order, she likes them tall, dark and handsome so gotta go with Stubby. This list is not complete without "Da Bad Guy" though.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/943/489/97815083.jpg.10596_crop_150x100.jpg?1272234210

K3drewwstubbs!6
06-20-2011, 04:12 PM
I think drew stubbs is the sexiest player ever! I am the biggest reds fan alive! I watch them every night they are on and if they are not on I listen on the radio! I have even been to quite a few games this year! Drew is my favorite of all though! I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM!!<3:D

Rojo
06-20-2011, 07:37 PM
I think drew stubbs is the sexiest player ever! I am the biggest reds fan alive! I watch them every night they are on and if they are not on I listen on the radio! I have even been to quite a few games this year! Drew is my favorite of all though! I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM!!<3:D

That's TERRIFIC!!

reds44
06-20-2011, 09:10 PM
Heisey is getting disrespected
The beard is costing him points in my book.

K3drewwstubbs!6
06-21-2011, 01:31 AM
I agree completly other than I am a female... I also think that stubbs is the best looking guy on the team by far!!!

K3drewwstubbs!6
06-21-2011, 01:33 AM
That's TERRIFIC!!
Yes, yes I knowww! Haha! I see you are with leake!?(;

cinreds21
06-21-2011, 03:26 AM
I used to think Votto was so hottttt but then I found out he's a bit of a fancy boy who wears designer jeans and drinks italian coffees... sort of killed the fantasy. :(

What's wrong with that?

LvJ
06-22-2011, 07:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DYLgO.jpg

I'm just going to put this right here.

TheBigLebowski
06-23-2011, 05:11 PM
I am still surprised Reds44 is female. I never would have guessed.

Sean_CaseyRules
06-28-2011, 02:04 AM
I'm going to let my girlfriend pick. She says Stubbs.

But I was thinking, no way. I'm goin with my man crush, OTHER lol.

Jonny 'Mother Effin' Gomes.

Homer Bailey
06-28-2011, 04:02 PM
I am still surprised Reds44 is female. I never would have guessed.

Hahahahaha.

reds44
06-29-2011, 02:06 PM
I am still surprised Reds44 is female. I never would have guessed.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am not a female.

Crumbley
06-29-2011, 02:09 PM
Votto is good looking in the Ted Bundy way, too intense, makes me uncomfortable.

Rolen is a manly man and consummate professional, he'd protect you.

Best looking Red of recent memory is Corey Patterson, waiting for his collaboration with Usher to drop.

TheBigLebowski
06-29-2011, 02:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am not a female.

Oh. Whoops. My bad.

redsfan30
06-29-2011, 02:15 PM
There'd be banana hammocks everywhere.

RBA
06-29-2011, 05:54 PM
I wonder how many Reds players are aware of this poll?

drowg14
06-30-2011, 11:22 PM
There'd be banana hammocks everywhere.

I'm liking the scrubs quote.

vaticanplum
07-03-2011, 05:35 PM
Chapman. But where's Bailey?

K3drewwstubbs!6
07-17-2011, 01:23 AM
:thumbup:Hopefully all of them! Lmao!!!


I wonder how many Reds players are aware of this poll?

justincredible
07-21-2011, 02:03 PM
My wife would vote other: Cozart.

My vote would be Stubbs or Heisey. Handsome dudes.

LvJ
07-21-2011, 08:20 PM
Yeah, Cozart needs to be added now. :o

nemesis
07-24-2011, 07:44 PM
Laynce Nix would won this poll hands down last year.

My way of judging it if said ballplayer was say Joey Votto, short order cook at Perkins or Drew Stubbs the bus driver, how much play would they get?

But with the Current group of guys. Cozart would deliver more than the mail.

camisadelgolf
10-27-2012, 05:23 AM
I've been thinking on this one for a while, and I decided it has to be Drew Stubbs. How else would he get so much playing time?

Dom Heffner
10-27-2012, 09:20 AM
I went Joey Votto. Dude's got my wife ready to leave at any moment...

Brandon Arroyo's "Affliction" wardrobe almost got me, but....lol....

Red in Chicago
10-27-2012, 11:29 AM
When this poll first came out, I voted for Janish. Since he is no longer with the team, my vote now goes to Zach Cozart:beerme:

camisadelgolf
10-27-2012, 01:52 PM
I'm floored that BP has the least amount of votes. I wonder how many votes Corky Miller would get. Probably triple-digits.

kpresidente
10-31-2012, 01:09 PM
LOL! No surprise....guy with the most money wins.

kpresidente
10-31-2012, 01:24 PM
Because our society is so homophobic.

Pick one or you're a xenophobic bigoted homophobe!

Of course, if you're straight and not attracted to any of them, it seems your answer wouldn't impart who you find the most attractive, but rather who you think women find the most attractive. That would muddy the results.

Degenerate39
10-31-2012, 09:50 PM
How does Bruce only have 2 votes? Also Bailey's not a bad lookin' dude

jhiller21
11-01-2012, 02:57 AM
My girlfriend is in love with Leake. She likes the hair, and that he steals cheap tshirts.

jhiller21
11-01-2012, 02:59 AM
How does Bruce only have 2 votes? Also Bailey's not a bad lookin' dude

Bailey has that weird face where it looks like every bit of skin is hanging off a bone somewhere.

WildcatFan
11-01-2012, 12:32 PM
Gotta be Joey, right? Strong jaw, that one.

Rojo
11-01-2012, 02:02 PM
Gotta be Joey, right? Strong jaw, that one.

I'd think so.

Cozart, Bruce, Stubbs, Heisey.....I can barely tell them apart.

Degenerate39
11-04-2012, 12:47 PM
Bailey has that weird face where it looks like every bit of skin is hanging off a bone somewhere.

He looks like Christian Bale who is Batman and Batman doesn't have a weird face :laugh:

WDE
11-04-2012, 06:26 PM
Always here how sexy and hot Joey Votto is, so I cast my vote for him, but personally as a boy who has no interest in men I would have to say Jay Bruce is the best looking to me.

Raisor
11-06-2012, 08:33 PM
The only correct vote is Gapper.