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06-16-2011, 10:36 PM

Former Redszone Favorite Todd Coffey, on Tommy Lasorda Day.

06-16-2011, 10:45 PM
Captain Whopper to the rescue, saving teams from late-inning opposition threats since 2005!

Not great, but the best I could do on short notice.


06-16-2011, 10:46 PM
It looks like Coffeys clothes got mixed up with the bat boys clothes.

Far East
06-16-2011, 10:48 PM
"I knew that I should never have quit those sprints from the bullpen!"

06-16-2011, 10:51 PM
Todd Coffey grimaces as he suddenly realizes he wore his son's uniform to the game today.

06-16-2011, 11:02 PM
Todd Coffey ate Todd Coffee!

Homer Bailey
06-16-2011, 11:04 PM
The Coffee has Coffey extra perky today.

06-16-2011, 11:04 PM
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

Patrick Bateman
06-16-2011, 11:09 PM
In case nobody but me noticed, that's not actually a picture of Todd Coffey. That's a video. He's pitching right there, very, very slowly.

George Anderson
06-16-2011, 11:22 PM
I have Eddie Gaedels pants on.

06-17-2011, 01:04 AM
"Todd Coffey becomes the first Major Leaguer to pitch while wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler outfit."


"Nationals field 8 players after MLB rules that Todd Coffey counts as 2 players."

Chip R
06-17-2011, 01:14 AM
Todd Coffey models the new Bro.

06-17-2011, 07:05 AM
When did they start putting cup sizes on the uniform sleeves?

06-17-2011, 07:44 AM
In honor of all the victims of recent floodings Coffey wears his flood pants.

Example A of leaving your uniform in the dryer too long.

Roy Tucker
06-17-2011, 07:58 AM
To paraphrase Bob Seger, "And points all his own sitting way up high. Way up firm and high"

06-17-2011, 09:05 AM
Does Todd prefer the Manzierre or The Bro?

06-17-2011, 09:10 AM
Does this uniform come in men's sizes?

06-17-2011, 09:17 AM
Todd Coffey, in response to some bad calls the prior night, decides to don the umpires flak jacket chest protector in protest.


guess the chicken diet has started to include chicken bacon pizzas, fried chicken, fried chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, chicken cordon bleu, chicken basted in butter and heavy cream, chicken casserole, chicken on a stick, kung pao chicken...

06-17-2011, 09:36 AM
The downside of the recent switch to cotton uniforms.

Caveman Techie
06-17-2011, 09:52 AM
First Coffee ate Daniel Ray Herrera, then to add insult to injury, he stole his pants too!

Caveat Emperor
06-17-2011, 10:04 AM
"This offseason, Todd Coffey changed his workout regiment to include more 12 oz curls."

Hoosier Red
06-17-2011, 10:11 AM
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"


Not to diminish anyone else's attempt, but anyone with an Airplane reference wins the prize for me.

06-17-2011, 10:18 AM
"Ok boys, don't swing until you see the whites of their socks."

Ghosts of 1990
06-17-2011, 10:20 AM
Try Blimpie Subs!

06-17-2011, 10:59 AM
The sprint in from the bullpen had to be a cringe-worthy event. I'm not sure how the pants made it in one piece.

06-17-2011, 04:00 PM
Coffey~"Boy, I sure hope the dry cleaners didn't shrink my Manzier too."


06-17-2011, 04:15 PM
"Waiter, please bring me a wafer thin mint and a bucket..."

06-17-2011, 04:18 PM
Coffey's jersey goes into the stretch....

06-17-2011, 05:44 PM
"If Adam Dunn pitched righthanded" or
"What it would look like if uniforms all came in the size "Danny Rae Herrera"

06-17-2011, 06:40 PM
"I'm wearin' you down baby. I'M WEARIN' YOU DOWWWN!!"

06-18-2011, 12:28 AM

"My real passion is racing go-carts"

06-18-2011, 12:29 AM
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

06-21-2011, 04:28 PM
I think the headline and image pretty much captures the gist of this post. The Nationals had their annual Dream Foundation gala Saturday night, which meant ball players in tuxes. Many of the images are thus humorous to begin with. (See Miss Chatter and Cheryl Nichols for awesome galleries.)

But there was nothing at all better than Todd Coffey being introduced and then sprinting to the stage while in a full tuxedo.



Captain Hook
06-21-2011, 04:36 PM

Former Redszone Favorite Todd Coffey, on Tommy Lasorda Day.

"Which way did he go which way did he go george?"