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LoganBuck
06-16-2011, 10:36 PM
http://www.espn1530.com/cc-common/mlib/4977/06/4977_1308054345.jpg

Former Redszone Favorite Todd Coffey, on Tommy Lasorda Day.

Redsfan320
06-16-2011, 10:45 PM
Captain Whopper to the rescue, saving teams from late-inning opposition threats since 2005!

Not great, but the best I could do on short notice.

320

CTA513
06-16-2011, 10:46 PM
It looks like Coffeys clothes got mixed up with the bat boys clothes.

Far East
06-16-2011, 10:48 PM
"I knew that I should never have quit those sprints from the bullpen!"

HeatherC1212
06-16-2011, 10:51 PM
Todd Coffey grimaces as he suddenly realizes he wore his son's uniform to the game today.

jojo
06-16-2011, 11:02 PM
Todd Coffey ate Todd Coffee!

Homer Bailey
06-16-2011, 11:04 PM
The Coffee has Coffey extra perky today.

I(heart)Freel
06-16-2011, 11:04 PM
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

Patrick Bateman
06-16-2011, 11:09 PM
In case nobody but me noticed, that's not actually a picture of Todd Coffey. That's a video. He's pitching right there, very, very slowly.

George Anderson
06-16-2011, 11:22 PM
I have Eddie Gaedels pants on.

durl
06-17-2011, 01:04 AM
"Todd Coffey becomes the first Major Leaguer to pitch while wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler outfit."

or

"Nationals field 8 players after MLB rules that Todd Coffey counts as 2 players."

Chip R
06-17-2011, 01:14 AM
Todd Coffey models the new Bro.

edabbs44
06-17-2011, 07:05 AM
When did they start putting cup sizes on the uniform sleeves?

cumberlandreds
06-17-2011, 07:44 AM
In honor of all the victims of recent floodings Coffey wears his flood pants.

Example A of leaving your uniform in the dryer too long.

Roy Tucker
06-17-2011, 07:58 AM
To paraphrase Bob Seger, "And points all his own sitting way up high. Way up firm and high"

traderumor
06-17-2011, 09:05 AM
Does Todd prefer the Manzierre or The Bro?

NJReds
06-17-2011, 09:10 AM
Does this uniform come in men's sizes?

traderumor
06-17-2011, 09:17 AM
Todd Coffey, in response to some bad calls the prior night, decides to don the umpires flak jacket chest protector in protest.

Or,

guess the chicken diet has started to include chicken bacon pizzas, fried chicken, fried chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, chicken cordon bleu, chicken basted in butter and heavy cream, chicken casserole, chicken on a stick, kung pao chicken...

LoganBuck
06-17-2011, 09:36 AM
The downside of the recent switch to cotton uniforms.

Caveman Techie
06-17-2011, 09:52 AM
First Coffee ate Daniel Ray Herrera, then to add insult to injury, he stole his pants too!

Caveat Emperor
06-17-2011, 10:04 AM
"This offseason, Todd Coffey changed his workout regiment to include more 12 oz curls."

Hoosier Red
06-17-2011, 10:11 AM
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

AWESOME! :):)

Not to diminish anyone else's attempt, but anyone with an Airplane reference wins the prize for me.

yab1112
06-17-2011, 10:18 AM
"Ok boys, don't swing until you see the whites of their socks."

Ghosts of 1990
06-17-2011, 10:20 AM
Try Blimpie Subs!

NJReds
06-17-2011, 10:59 AM
The sprint in from the bullpen had to be a cringe-worthy event. I'm not sure how the pants made it in one piece.

_Sir_Charles_
06-17-2011, 04:00 PM
Coffey~"Boy, I sure hope the dry cleaners didn't shrink my Manzier too."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CoZ7KO-h0vU/SSb52-aJCwI/AAAAAAAAAfw/B9Z9yfLiY1s/s400/manzier.jpg

AtomicDumpling
06-17-2011, 04:15 PM
"Waiter, please bring me a wafer thin mint and a bucket..."

Rojo
06-17-2011, 04:18 PM
Coffey's jersey goes into the stretch....

klw
06-17-2011, 05:44 PM
"If Adam Dunn pitched righthanded" or
"What it would look like if uniforms all came in the size "Danny Rae Herrera"

Guacarock
06-17-2011, 06:40 PM
"I'm wearin' you down baby. I'M WEARIN' YOU DOWWWN!!"

thatcoolguy_22
06-18-2011, 12:28 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Wario-mario_party_8.png

"My real passion is racing go-carts"

VR
06-18-2011, 12:29 AM
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

westofyou
06-21-2011, 04:28 PM
I think the headline and image pretty much captures the gist of this post. The Nationals had their annual Dream Foundation gala Saturday night, which meant ball players in tuxes. Many of the images are thus humorous to begin with. (See Miss Chatter and Cheryl Nichols for awesome galleries.)

But there was nothing at all better than Todd Coffey being introduced and then sprinting to the stage while in a full tuxedo.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/todd-coffey-sprints-in-a-tuxedo-during-gala/2011/06/20/AGDarocH_blog.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/WashingtonPost/Content/Blogs/dc-sports-bog/StandingArt/coffeysprint0611.jpg?uuid=TDr-4JtEEeCO_XiJGXviQw

Captain Hook
06-21-2011, 04:36 PM
http://www.espn1530.com/cc-common/mlib/4977/06/4977_1308054345.jpg

Former Redszone Favorite Todd Coffey, on Tommy Lasorda Day.

"Which way did he go which way did he go george?"