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wvreds
07-16-2011, 04:46 PM
Really Stubbs lead off Heisey 7th?? FLip them But what kills me is Renteria playing SS and batting second with a career average of .167 on Carpenter????!?!?1:eek::eek::eek::eek: Baker is on crack.

bshall2105
07-16-2011, 04:47 PM
It's Rusty Shaker

LeDoux
07-16-2011, 04:49 PM
How about Busty Quaker? It has that erotic, forbidden fruit aura about it.

wvreds
07-16-2011, 04:51 PM
LOL two fitting names:laugh:

Cincy10
07-16-2011, 04:53 PM
How about.. "DUMB ASS"

izzy's dad
07-16-2011, 04:56 PM
My favorite thread so far. I try and give Dusty the benefit of the doubt, but this just makes no sense to me. My favorite is Busty Quaker by the way.

wvreds
07-16-2011, 05:08 PM
Cincy10 wins the contest lol:laugh::laugh: But Busty Quaker is great

Jones1
07-16-2011, 05:36 PM
I still like the nickname "Edgar Diarrhea". I thought Bounty37 paper was the only cure for Diarrhea, but now i realize its Zachary Cozart or the name he goes by on MLB 2k11 Zack Cooper. What is Musty Shanker thinking?

How about a DFA of Diarrhea and bring PJ back up for his glove.

Krawhitham
07-16-2011, 05:58 PM
Really Stubbs lead off Heisey 7th?? FLip them But what kills me is Renteria playing SS and batting second with a career average of .167 on Carpenter????!?!?1:eek::eek::eek::eek: Baker is on crack.

Stubbs has a better OBP and can steal bases

Renteria needs to be released

mroby85
07-16-2011, 06:06 PM
Might as well bat Arroyo 3rd and Votto 4th. That way he can leadoff an inning with no one on instead of batting with 2 outs and no one on.

winks
07-16-2011, 06:22 PM
dusty must hate winning. Pathetic give Cozart the day off but get Stubbs back in there Dusty loves light hitting CF. I dont need to go thru the list

webbbj
07-16-2011, 06:57 PM
Renteria playing SS and batting second with a career average of .167 on Carpenter????!?!?1:eek::eek::eek::eek: Baker is on crack.

but cozart has a career avg. of _______ against carpenter. Dusty playing the odds.

JK:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Krawhitham
07-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Dusty explains it all

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2011/07/16/baker-explains-why-cozart-is-out/

texasdave
07-16-2011, 07:20 PM
Renteria is getting his stroke together. One can only hope.

bleedsred
07-16-2011, 07:21 PM
"Getting his stroke together"

The line of the year.........I hope Rentaria gets a few knocks today but I pedict an 0-3 night with 2 stikeouts and a Sac bunt. He will get lifted late.........Reds win 3-2

mroby85
07-16-2011, 07:45 PM
"Getting his stroke together"

The line of the year.........I hope Rentaria gets a few knocks today but I pedict an 0-3 night with 2 stikeouts and a Sac bunt. He will get lifted late.........Reds win 3-2

I don't like Renteria that well, and don't think he should be starting. However, in fairness I could see a lot of guys going 0-3 with 2 strikeouts tonight considering the way they usually hit Carpenter.

Red Raindog
07-16-2011, 08:10 PM
yeah -- I may end up with whiplash trying to figure this one out === Cozzie on the bench ---

DocRed
07-16-2011, 08:41 PM
Husky Faker

FireDusty
07-16-2011, 11:35 PM
Dusty explains it all

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2011/07/16/baker-explains-why-cozart-is-out/

"instead of criticizing, recognize what we’re trying to do — we’re trying to match up guys to help them be successful"

Really?

Is that why you had Chapman face Albert?

Please.

If it weren't for the miracle homerun from BP, we would be facing a sweep because of this dumbass.

bounty37h
07-18-2011, 12:08 PM
I still like the nickname "Edgar Diarrhea". I thought Bounty37 paper was the only cure for Diarrhea, but now i realize its Zachary Cozart or the name he goes by on MLB 2k11 Zack Cooper. What is Musty Shanker thinking?

How about a DFA of Diarrhea and bring PJ back up for his glove.

Haha, you have a bright future ahead of you, not many people are that clever with names. Dont forget you have to get your shots before school starts back in August.

Jones1
07-19-2011, 01:36 AM
The Diarrhea set in during a pinch hit in the 9th inning, but thats okay cause I have some Bounty to wipe my bung. However, this team is awful, if Walt doesn't make a move then call up the kids, lets see the future! I fear they may be out of this one. It may not hurt to trade Ramon and bring up Mesoraco, it's not conceding it's obliging.

Jones1
07-19-2011, 02:27 AM
Haha, you have a bright future ahead of you, not many people are that clever with names. Dont forget you have to get your shots before school starts back in August.

I find your remarks slanderous and you'll be reported to the authorities! Have fun posting more thoughts. It's not my fault i use Bounty as my favorite toilet paper, I'm sorry that also happens to be your name. You realize Bounty is one of the largest toilet paper companies in the entire world, it's no offense to you that you have the same name!

Boss-Hog
07-19-2011, 07:40 AM
If posting silly nicknames for players and managers you don't like is the absolute best you can do in terms of posting quality, you'd better start looking for another site to post on because you will not last long here.